Man facing felony charge after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee

[horselightning]

Man facing felony charge after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee

Man, 33, arrested after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee who confronted him for shoplifting $58 worth of items in Austin.

cbsaustin.com

well; how nice. this shop lifter got caught. through a pop tart and the employee. and now is in jail on a felony. craziness.

 

[Polishprince]

It was the criminal's attitude that sunk him to a felony. If he didn't purposely give the impression he had a weapon after he was approached for shoplifting, he wouldn't be looking at a future on a Texas chain gang

 

[horselightning]

It was the criminal's attitude that sunk him to a felony. If he didn't purposely give the impression he had a weapon after he was approached for shoplifting, he wouldn't be looking at a future on a Texas chain gang

and trying to kill some one with pop tart. that could put an eye out. goodness.

 

[Woodznutz]

More deadly if eaten.

 

[horselightning]

More deadly if eaten.

lol

 

[ThisIsMe]

Man facing felony charge after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee

Man, 33, arrested after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee who confronted him for shoplifting $58 worth of items in Austin.

cbsaustin.com

well; how nice. this shop lifter got caught. through a pop tart and the employee. and now is in jail on a felony. craziness.

lol..

sitting on a bench in a prison yard

“So what are you in for?”

“First degree murder…you?”

“pop tart”

…

 

[Polishprince]

lol..

sitting on a bench in a prison yard

“So what are you in for?”

“First degree murder…you?”

“pop tart”

…

The fellow should probably remember to bring his paperwork- the other cons are going to have a hard time believing it.

 

[Lord-Humungus]

It will be interesting to see what this gets plead down to.

 

[Unkotare]

and trying to kill some one with pop tart. that could put an eye out. goodness.

Well, if you eat them long enough those things will kill you.

 

[whitehall]

The pop-tart assault is funny but the charges stem from felony shoplifting.

 

[Unkotare]

Was he holding a toaster pointed right at the guy? If so, big toaster industry is in for one hell of a lawsuit.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Man facing felony charge after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee

Man, 33, arrested after allegedly throwing Pop-Tart at Walgreens employee who confronted him for shoplifting $58 worth of items in Austin.

cbsaustin.com

well; how nice. this shop lifter got caught. through a pop tart and the employee. and now is in jail on a felony. craziness.

He should have bitten it into the shape of a gun and robbed the place

 

[Unkotare]

He should have bitten it into the shape of a gun and robbed the place

That would be a pop-gun.