Man Arrested For Displaying The Words “I Eat Ass” On His Vehicle

[BlindBoo]

No I don't mind what you call me. Name calling makes me laugh and sometimes I respond in kind. I don't eat ass, however, I have occasionally had my ass chewed off by my boss. Does that count?

No.

Sorry, I just though you were being overly sensitive to the word ass is all. I didn't mean to insinuate that because of your puritanical view on the matter that you were a vile perverted asshole or anything.

You should be sorry for your disingenuous b.s.but I
doubt you have the character for that.

Not being a fan of tongue cleaning someone's anus doesn't make me a vile perverted asshole. Being a fan of the disease infested act of degeneracy makes you one, however.
And I will never be able to see a dog licking it's own ass anymore without thinking of you.

Poor baby. That remind me of a joke.

Two hillbillies and the old hound dog were lounging the porch one day when the dog starts licking his balls.

One hillbilly said "I wish I could do that!"

The other one said "He'll bite you for sure"

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Poor baby. That remind me of a joke.

Two hillbillies and the old hound dog were lounging the porch one day when the dog starts licking his balls.

One hillbilly said "I wish I could do that!"

The other one said "He'll bite you for sure"

That reminds me of another joke....you!

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Distributing pornography to minors is illegal. That's an acceptable regulation that passes strict scrutiny. But you've missed the point anyway.

Not at all.
A bumper sticker is a publicly accessible form of expression.
If this pervert wants to wallpaper his home with I Eat Ass bumper stickers that's his business. When he goes driving around exposing everyone to this obscenity that's a different matter.
Do you really not see this or are you just stuck trying to justify this horrible decision by cowardly prosecutors?

 

[Stormy Daniels]

Distributing pornography to minors is illegal. That's an acceptable regulation that passes strict scrutiny. But you've missed the point anyway.

Not at all.
A bumper sticker is a publicly accessible form of expression.
If this pervert wants to wallpaper his home with I Eat Ass bumper stickers that's his business. When he goes driving around exposing everyone to this obscenity that's a different matter.
Do you really not see this or are you just stuck trying to justify this horrible decision by cowardly prosecutors?

Your argument then is that free speech only exists within your own home. Which is completely wrong. But this is America and you're free to be an idiot if you want.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Distributing pornography to minors is illegal. That's an acceptable regulation that passes strict scrutiny. But you've missed the point anyway.

Not at all.
A bumper sticker is a publicly accessible form of expression.
If this pervert wants to wallpaper his home with I Eat Ass bumper stickers that's his business. When he goes driving around exposing everyone to this obscenity that's a different matter.
Do you really not see this or are you just stuck trying to justify this horrible decision by cowardly prosecutors?

Your argument then is that free speech only exists within your own home. Which is completely wrong. But this is America and you're free to be an idiot if you want.

This is a bastardization of the Free Speech clause

 

[Stormy Daniels]

Distributing pornography to minors is illegal. That's an acceptable regulation that passes strict scrutiny. But you've missed the point anyway.

Not at all.
A bumper sticker is a publicly accessible form of expression.
If this pervert wants to wallpaper his home with I Eat Ass bumper stickers that's his business. When he goes driving around exposing everyone to this obscenity that's a different matter.
Do you really not see this or are you just stuck trying to justify this horrible decision by cowardly prosecutors?

Your argument then is that free speech only exists within your own home. Which is completely wrong. But this is America and you're free to be an idiot if you want.

This is a bastardization of the Free Speech clause

No, you're just ignorant and/or hate freedom.

 

[The Professor]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass.

Unbelievable nerve, tone deafness and lack of self awareness when you try to defend this goofball and his vile crass bumper sticker and then complain the country has lost it's moral compass.

Look in the mirror, pops and try to figure out why. It's because of people like you! Try to imagine 79 years ago (1940)
someone with an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his auto. He would be beaten by outraged people and that sticker would be forcibly removed.

But you are glad this imbecile gets to spread his degenerate message around aided by cowardly prosecutors on a local and state level. Florida, at least, sure has lost it's moral compass, if it ever had one.
We can next expect to see an I Heart Ass ******* bumper sticker on the autos of low life cretin Floridians.
I hope you approve. I'm certain you will. I pray this dirtbag tries to sue.

Let me explain something to you, you mental midget. I am a 79-year old man with an MBA and JD (doctorate in law) and you are a blathering imbecile. I know my education is vastly superior to yours and I probably have an IQ that is at least 50 points higher than yours.

You call me pops, a juvenile attempt at an insult, so let me tell you my poopy-pants, uninformed, unenlightened, and naive adversary, age is a sign of increased maturity and increased knowledge. If the fifty year old you could meet the 20-year old you can you what imagine what he would think? I'll tell you, he would think you were a stupid fool and he would be right. People who equate age and experience with ignorance are arrogant fools. As Ronald Reagan said in his campaign against Walter Mondale, "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

The most important thing of all went right over your maggot-infested head: the court agreed with my assessment!!!. Do you really think you know more about the law than they do? I received my JD from the University of Florida. You apparently got your legal education from watching one or two episodes of the Judge Judy Show.

One last comment. Consistent with the content of my thread and the subsequent verdict of the court, I bid you farewell from the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, with the following message: Eat my ass.

Got it little boy?

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Let me explain something to you, you mental midget. I am a 79-year old man with an MBA and JD (doctorate in law) and you are a blathering imbecile. I know my education is vastly superior to yours and I probably have an IQ that is at least 50 points higher than yours.

Really?
You'd never know it based on your comments.

You call me pops, a juvenile attempt at an insult, so let me tell you my poopy-pants, uninformed, unenlightened, and naive adversary, age is a sign of increased maturity and increased knowledge. If the fifty year old you could meet the 20-year old you can you what imagine what he would think? I'll tell you, he would think you were a stupid fool and he would be right. People who equate age and experience with ignorance are arrogant fools. As Ronald Reagan said in his campaign against Walter Mondale, "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

Oh, you aren't a fool because of your age. You are a fool because of your foolishness.
Your insults show I've struck a nerve so you lash out like a wounded feral cat.
At the center of it all your imbecilic comment that our morals have declined while you simultaneously
stand up for the right of something that crawled out of a dumpster to put a vile and disgusting sticker on his car.
Public decency is at an all time low that's to "brilliant" people like you.

The most important thing of all went right over your maggot-infested head: the court agreed with my assessment!!!. Do you really think you know more about the law than they do? I received my JD from the University of Florida. You apparently got your legal education from watching one or two episodes of the Judge Judy Show.

"Maggot infested head". Yes. You sure do seem like a smart cultured gentleman.
Well here's a little nugget for you...the court did not "agree" with you. There was no ruling one way or the other from any court. Some little cowardly prosecutors, local and state, simply refused to prosecute this cretin as he so richly deserved.
Think about that if you can take time out from your angry, childish snit.

One last comment. Consistent with the content of my thread and the subsequent verdict of the court, I bid you farewell from the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, with the following message: Eat my ass.

Got it little boy?

I wouldn't come anywhere near something so undoubtedly vile and foul with a cactus plant, let alone my face. Suck a breaker box, pops.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Your argument then is that free speech only exists within your own home. Which is completely wrong. But this is America and you're free to be an idiot if you want.

That's not my argument at all, moron. I'm not surprised you haven't got the mental resources to figure out what my argument is, which was clearly stated.

 

[The Professor]

Let me explain something to you, you mental midget. I am a 79-year old man with an MBA and JD (doctorate in law) and you are a blathering imbecile. I know my education is vastly superior to yours and I probably have an IQ that is at least 50 points higher than yours.

Really?
You'd never know it based on your comments.

You call me pops, a juvenile attempt at an insult, so let me tell you my poopy-pants, uninformed, unenlightened, and naive adversary, age is a sign of increased maturity and increased knowledge. If the fifty year old you could meet the 20-year old you can you what imagine what he would think? I'll tell you, he would think you were a stupid fool and he would be right. People who equate age and experience with ignorance are arrogant fools. As Ronald Reagan said in his campaign against Walter Mondale, "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

Oh, you aren't a fool because of your age. You are a fool because of your foolishness.
Your insults show I've struck a nerve so you lash out like a wounded feral cat.
At the center of it all your imbecilic comment that our morals have declined while you simultaneously
stand up for the right of something that crawled out of a dumpster to put a vile and disgusting sticker on his car.
Public decency is at an all time low that's to "brilliant" people like you.

The most important thing of all went right over your maggot-infested head: the court agreed with my assessment!!!. Do you really think you know more about the law than they do? I received my JD from the University of Florida. You apparently got your legal education from watching one or two episodes of the Judge Judy Show.

"Maggot infested head". Yes. You sure do seem like a smart cultured gentleman.
Well here's a little nugget for you...the court did not "agree" with you. There was no ruling one way or the other from any court. Some little cowardly prosecutors, local and state, simply refused to prosecute this cretin as he so richly deserved.
Think about that if you can take time out from your angry, childish snit.

One last comment. Consistent with the content of my thread and the subsequent verdict of the court, I bid you farewell from the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, with the following message: Eat my ass.

Got it little boy?

I wouldn't come anywhere near something so undoubtedly vile and foul with a cactus plant, let alone my face. Suck a breaker box, pops.

You are truly amusing. You call the persecutor a coward, you call STORMYDANIELS a moron and you throw a bunch of insult at me and everyone else who disagrees with you. You're such a child. Your profile says you are 66. When are you gong to start acting your age? The difference between you and those of us who do not find the words “I EAT ASS” to be a violation of the law is that we actually know the law.

Yes, I did screw up when I said “the court” found the words did not violate the law. In my previous posts I stated that the prosecutor made the decision and later when I typed my response to you I was thinking about Supreme Court decisions that addressed similar First Amendment cases. My bad. Feel free to flog me.

For the record, the case is over, finished and done with. The prosecutor made the call and there is nothing that contentious little boys like you can do about it. I was right and you were wrong. If you have a problem with that, seek therapy.

One last thing: You make fun of those who insult you, but you insult others with self-assumed impunity. In other words, in addition to being an uninformed, obnoxious, arrogant and hateful human being, you are also a first-class hypocrite.

You have the last word. I am done with you, child.

 

[Olde Europe]

What does "I eat ass" even mean? I can see a child say "what does I eat ass mean."

Or the kid watches mom's stumped facial expression and lectures her on humankind's most amazing, awesome diversity, of which mom is apparently unaware.

 

[Likkmee]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Listen, I could care less what sort of license plat Barak Obama has.

Barry runs plates from his home country

 

[LoneLaugher]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass.

Unbelievable nerve, tone deafness and lack of self awareness when you try to defend this goofball and his vile crass bumper sticker and then complain the country has lost it's moral compass.

Look in the mirror, pops and try to figure out why. It's because of people like you! Try to imagine 79 years ago (1940)
someone with an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his auto. He would be beaten by outraged people and that sticker would be forcibly removed.

But you are glad this imbecile gets to spread his degenerate message around aided by cowardly prosecutors on a local and state level. Florida, at least, sure has lost it's moral compass, if it ever had one.
We can next expect to see an I Heart Ass ******* bumper sticker on the autos of low life cretin Floridians.
I hope you approve. I'm certain you will. I pray this dirtbag tries to sue.

Let me explain something to you, you mental midget. I am a 79-year old man with an MBA and JD (doctorate in law) and you are a blathering imbecile. I know my education is vastly superior to yours and I probably have an IQ that is at least 50 points higher than yours.

You call me pops, a juvenile attempt at an insult, so let me tell you my poopy-pants, uninformed, unenlightened, and naive adversary, age is a sign of increased maturity and increased knowledge. If the fifty year old you could meet the 20-year old you can you what imagine what he would think? I'll tell you, he would think you were a stupid fool and he would be right. People who equate age and experience with ignorance are arrogant fools. As Ronald Reagan said in his campaign against Walter Mondale, "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

The most important thing of all went right over your maggot-infested head: the court agreed with my assessment!!!. Do you really think you know more about the law than they do? I received my JD from the University of Florida. You apparently got your legal education from watching one or two episodes of the Judge Judy Show.

One last comment. Consistent with the content of my thread and the subsequent verdict of the court, I bid you farewell from the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, with the following message: Eat my ass.

Got it little boy?

Yes. You're brilliant. A lawyer. And you fully supported Glenn Beck for most of your life. You're a genius.

 

[debbiedowner]

I displayed "I eat ass" on my Christian Mingles profile...

How many hits you get from Lake City, Fl?

 

[debbiedowner]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Promoting sodomy?

Well it is Lake City.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

One of this nations deepest rooted problems......

The Left's relentless push to remove common DECENCY from society.

 

[The Professor]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass.

Unbelievable nerve, tone deafness and lack of self awareness when you try to defend this goofball and his vile crass bumper sticker and then complain the country has lost it's moral compass.

Look in the mirror, pops and try to figure out why. It's because of people like you! Try to imagine 79 years ago (1940)
someone with an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his auto. He would be beaten by outraged people and that sticker would be forcibly removed.

But you are glad this imbecile gets to spread his degenerate message around aided by cowardly prosecutors on a local and state level. Florida, at least, sure has lost it's moral compass, if it ever had one.
We can next expect to see an I Heart Ass ******* bumper sticker on the autos of low life cretin Floridians.
I hope you approve. I'm certain you will. I pray this dirtbag tries to sue.

Let me explain something to you, you mental midget. I am a 79-year old man with an MBA and JD (doctorate in law) and you are a blathering imbecile. I know my education is vastly superior to yours and I probably have an IQ that is at least 50 points higher than yours.

You call me pops, a juvenile attempt at an insult, so let me tell you my poopy-pants, uninformed, unenlightened, and naive adversary, age is a sign of increased maturity and increased knowledge. If the fifty year old you could meet the 20-year old you can you what imagine what he would think? I'll tell you, he would think you were a stupid fool and he would be right. People who equate age and experience with ignorance are arrogant fools. As Ronald Reagan said in his campaign against Walter Mondale, "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

The most important thing of all went right over your maggot-infested head: the court agreed with my assessment!!!. Do you really think you know more about the law than they do? I received my JD from the University of Florida. You apparently got your legal education from watching one or two episodes of the Judge Judy Show.

One last comment. Consistent with the content of my thread and the subsequent verdict of the court, I bid you farewell from the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, with the following message: Eat my ass.

Got it little boy?

Yes. You're brilliant. A lawyer. And you fully supported Glenn Beck for most of your life. You're a genius.

You are an obsesssed fool.

As I told you many times before, I listened to Glenn Beck for a brief period back in the 1990s. Here is a part of what I told a long time ago. I'll keep repeating it until you finally understand.

“Way back then Beck's reporting was bold, accurate and praiseworthy. What made him special was that he proved everything he said when he said it. I didn't think Van Jones was a racist socialist because Glenn Beck said so. I knew he was a racist socialist because Glenn Beck showed videos of what Van Jones said and produced copies of what he had written. I didn't think the goal of the Arab Brotherhood was to establish a global caliphate because Glenn Beck said so. I believed it because Beck provided video and documentary evidence which proved it conclusively. I stopped watching Beck a long time ago because he abandoned his format and became far less of a newsman and more of a sensationalist. He began spewing unsupported opinions that fell far short of being news. Then he made bold promises of forthcoming world-changing revelations that never materialized and that caused him to lose the credibility he once had.

“You asked me what I thought about Glenn Becks opinion of Trump. I am slightly offended by your question because you seem to accuse me of giving credence to someone's unsupported opinion. For your enlightenment, Glenn Beck's opinion means nothing to me. I don't believe something to be true just because a well-known personality said it. I insist on evidence. When I was a child I believed what adults said. Hell, I believed in Santa Clause because my parents said he was real. When I become an adult I realized that people exaggerate and lie and, sadly, far too many people express strong opinions on subjects they know little or nothing about. I may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I'm certainly not the dimmest. I have an MBA and a JD (Juris Doctorate) and can think for myself. I am more than capable of evaluating what people say and arrive at my own conclusions.

“In closing, I will say that way back in the 1990s I watched Glenn Beck's show but I stopped watching years ago when his program stopped being a reliable source of news. However, I will add that anyone who denies that Beck was once worthy of admiration is a damn fool. I don't know why so many hate him and I don't care. I believe I have judged him fairly over the years and that is the end of the matter.”

PS: I listened to Beck for about a year and I am now 79; therefore, it is impossible for me to have supported Beck most of my life as you claim. You must have learned math from Occasional-Cortex. .

 

[LoneLaugher]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass.

Unbelievable nerve, tone deafness and lack of self awareness when you try to defend this goofball and his vile crass bumper sticker and then complain the country has lost it's moral compass.

Look in the mirror, pops and try to figure out why. It's because of people like you! Try to imagine 79 years ago (1940)
someone with an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his auto. He would be beaten by outraged people and that sticker would be forcibly removed.

But you are glad this imbecile gets to spread his degenerate message around aided by cowardly prosecutors on a local and state level. Florida, at least, sure has lost it's moral compass, if it ever had one.
We can next expect to see an I Heart Ass ******* bumper sticker on the autos of low life cretin Floridians.
I hope you approve. I'm certain you will. I pray this dirtbag tries to sue.

Let me explain something to you, you mental midget. I am a 79-year old man with an MBA and JD (doctorate in law) and you are a blathering imbecile. I know my education is vastly superior to yours and I probably have an IQ that is at least 50 points higher than yours.

You call me pops, a juvenile attempt at an insult, so let me tell you my poopy-pants, uninformed, unenlightened, and naive adversary, age is a sign of increased maturity and increased knowledge. If the fifty year old you could meet the 20-year old you can you what imagine what he would think? I'll tell you, he would think you were a stupid fool and he would be right. People who equate age and experience with ignorance are arrogant fools. As Ronald Reagan said in his campaign against Walter Mondale, "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

The most important thing of all went right over your maggot-infested head: the court agreed with my assessment!!!. Do you really think you know more about the law than they do? I received my JD from the University of Florida. You apparently got your legal education from watching one or two episodes of the Judge Judy Show.

One last comment. Consistent with the content of my thread and the subsequent verdict of the court, I bid you farewell from the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, with the following message: Eat my ass.

Got it little boy?

Yes. You're brilliant. A lawyer. And you fully supported Glenn Beck for most of your life. You're a genius.

You are an obsesssed fool.

As I told you many times before, I listened to Glenn Beck for a brief period back in the 1990s. Here is a part of what I told a long time ago. I'll keep repeating it until you finally understand.

“Way back then Beck's reporting was bold, accurate and praiseworthy. What made him special was that he proved everything he said when he said it. I didn't think Van Jones was a racist socialist because Glenn Beck said so. I knew he was a racist socialist because Glenn Beck showed videos of what Van Jones said and produced copies of what he had written. I didn't think the goal of the Arab Brotherhood was to establish a global caliphate because Glenn Beck said so. I believed it because Beck provided video and documentary evidence which proved it conclusively. I stopped watching Beck a long time ago because he abandoned his format and became far less of a newsman and more of a sensationalist. He began spewing unsupported opinions that fell far short of being news. Then he made bold promises of forthcoming world-changing revelations that never materialized and that caused him to lose the credibility he once had.

“You asked me what I thought about Glenn Becks opinion of Trump. I am slightly offended by your question because you seem to accuse me of giving credence to someone's unsupported opinion. For your enlightenment, Glenn Beck's opinion means nothing to me. I don't believe something to be true just because a well-known personality said it. I insist on evidence. When I was a child I believed what adults said. Hell, I believed in Santa Clause because my parents said he was real. When I become an adult I realized that people exaggerate and lie and, sadly, far too many people express strong opinions on subjects they know little or nothing about. I may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I'm certainly not the dimmest. I have an MBA and a JD (Juris Doctorate) and can think for myself. I am more than capable of evaluating what people say and arrive at my own conclusions.

“In closing, I will say that way back in the 1990s I watched Glenn Beck's show but I stopped watching years ago when his program stopped being a reliable source of news. However, I will add that anyone who denies that Beck was once worthy of admiration is a damn fool. I don't know why so many hate him and I don't care. I believe I have judged him fairly over the years and that is the end of the matter.”

PS: I listened to Beck for about a year and I am now 79; therefore, it is impossible for me to have supported Beck most of my life as you claim. You must have learned math from Occasional-Cortex. .

Gee. Where did I ever get the idea that you were someone who believed what Beck said? I must have made it up.

 

[Olde Europe]

You must have learned math from Occasional-Cortex.

So, you ceased to listen to Beck. Good on you. The above still gives you away as a mindless, immature goof.

 

[The Professor]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Promoting sodomy?

Well it is Lake City.

Ah, Lake City, Florida, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above average. Lake City, Florida, where the leading cause of death is complete boredom. Living in Lake City is not for everyone. We have one newspaper (the Lake City Reporter) which does not publish on Saturdays and Mondays. There are many things that the big cities offer which you cannot get in Lake City. I had to order red lentils from Amazon. I was glad for the excitement of the “I EAT ASS” case. Prior to that the most exciting event was Bingo night at the Senior Citizens' Center.

For the most part, the folks who live in Lake City, Florida (population around 12,000), are kind and simple people who try to live a good life and get along well with others. If that's for you, c'mon down!