Make sure that I WILL NOT look at your video

[GLASNOST]

Quick ways to ensure that I'll never look at your video:

1). Put the word ”shocking” in the title.

2). Put the phrase ”must see” in the title

3). Put ”the sad demise” of someone who’s still alive in the title

4). Put “Hollywood’s 10 most hated actors” in the title

 

[mamooth]

"Make sure to wrap tinfoil around your doorknob! Here's why!"

And then you scroll through a hundred ads, and they still don't tell you why.

Fooled me once. No more.

 

[Muhammed]

"Make sure to wrap tinfoil around your doorknob! Here's why!"

And then you scroll through a hundred ads, and they still don't tell you why.

Fooled me once. No more.

Did they say if you could substitute aluminum foil for tin foil?

 

[San Souci]

Did they say if you could substitute aluminum foil for tin foil?

You can't. Tin deflects Alien thought Waves. They can think through aluminum.

 

[Oddball]

 

[GLASNOST]

5). "Make sure to watch to the end"
6). "Before you begin, make sure to smash that like button"
7). "What's up guys."