looking for a televangelist that I can get into

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Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife ****.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!
 
When did you fall out of the Recovery Programme? When we last saw you at your tent in the Wrexham FC car park, you were taking money ? What happened ? Are you remorseful and feeling guilty ?
 


Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife ****.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!

How about Nancy?

 


Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife ****.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!

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Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife ****.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!

I'd believe you were looking for gay porn a lot more readily.

Or sheep championships.
 
If you're trying to get into a televangelist, I hear Ted Haggard is into that sort of thing...
 
As ever ,Tummy Turd has no clue what he is talking about. There are hundreds of Spiritualist churches here where this can be seen every week . Give up the booze Tummy and stop being a Turd
Idk, the Holy Rollers (in the aisles) (we call them the "Roly-Poly church) started on Topeka, KS in the 19th century.


Probably not many in Wales.

Between the way they talk in tongues and the way Welsh people spell? They might just speak the same language! :aargh:
 


Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife ****.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!

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Try criticizing non Christian religious leaders and see how far you get.
 
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Obviously Im not going to follow a woman like this. But I do love the speaking in tongues thing.

We dont have that over here. Its when GOD puts worfs in your mouth when you have run out of stuff to say.

Ive looked at Ken Copeland but he looks like his face will dissolve if exposed to light. Hes good at gibberissh tho.

Greg Locke is an interesting Man of God as well. Deffo not that fornicator who watched his wife ****.

I just want someone who I can afford really. A white conservative man of God who can speak in tongues and promise me deliverance at a decent price,

If they also speak to God that would be better.

Glory !!


Who knew that Karen's for Christ really existed?
 
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