Boss
Take a Memo:
In spite of the continued allegation that Ted Cruz is a liar, there has still been not one solitary example of an intentional lie being told by Ted Cruz. We're presented TRUMPED UP web pages full of nonsensical claims... Oh, he said 80k when the real number is 60k... liar, liar, pants on fire...lyin' Ted! He said he was for THIS but voted for THAT... liar, liar, pants on fire... lyin' Ted! His "campaign" (PAC) did this or that... liar, liar, pants on fire... lyin' Ted! One of his supporters said this or that! liar, liar, pants on fire... lyin' Ted! Just a bunch of low-life smarmy and ridiculous allegations that sound like something a fucktarded liberal came up with to attack Ted Cruz. Oh no... National Enquirer... "the most credible and upstanding news and information source in the world" *cough-cough* says he has had a bunch of affairs and called the DC madame... oh my... cheatin' lyin' Ted! I hear next week it will be revealed that he is the bastard child of one of the Roswell aliens from Area 51! It's TRUE... The National Enquirer stands by it, by gawd!
Did you hear what a despicable thing he did in Iowa? He actually had his campaign solicit caucus votes! It's TRUE! Oh my god... what a creepy, greasy, low life! Unlike the ever-courteous and kindhearted Trump, he made a disparaging remark about people of New York when he referred to Trump having "New York values!" Can you believe he said something so nasty and hateful? I mean, they went through 9-11... their values must be above reproach and Trump is a saint! I mean, just listen to Trump... he has nothing but kind words for everyone and never insults a soul... sugar won't melt in his mouth... but that sleazy, greasy, nasty Canadian... Lyin' Ted!
It's actually LION TED! He has been a conservative LION in the Senate. Standing up to the status quot Republican establishment who have cow-towed to Obama and placated his entire agenda, surrendering the purse strings and refusing to listen to the base. Cruz stood virtually alone in the Senate, trying every procedural move he could muster in an attempt to slow the Obama steamroller down, with nothing but contempt from the Elite GOPER RINOS! Mitch McConnell vowed to end his political career, pulled out every stop, put the full force of his powerful Senate Campaign Fund behind the mother of all smear campaigns, called in the storm troopers like Karl Rove to derail Cruz in his bid for the party nomination and the LION TED is still standing!
Trump's endless resources and constant low;life smears can't slow LION TED's momentum. He continues to rack up delegates and move ever closer to securing the GOP nomination, despite everyone's best effort to stop him... you can't stop the LION TED! He IS the Conservative candidate who can defeat Hillary Clinton and return our nation to the Constitutional republic it was always meant to be.
Did you hear what a despicable thing he did in Iowa? He actually had his campaign solicit caucus votes! It's TRUE! Oh my god... what a creepy, greasy, low life! Unlike the ever-courteous and kindhearted Trump, he made a disparaging remark about people of New York when he referred to Trump having "New York values!" Can you believe he said something so nasty and hateful? I mean, they went through 9-11... their values must be above reproach and Trump is a saint! I mean, just listen to Trump... he has nothing but kind words for everyone and never insults a soul... sugar won't melt in his mouth... but that sleazy, greasy, nasty Canadian... Lyin' Ted!
It's actually LION TED! He has been a conservative LION in the Senate. Standing up to the status quot Republican establishment who have cow-towed to Obama and placated his entire agenda, surrendering the purse strings and refusing to listen to the base. Cruz stood virtually alone in the Senate, trying every procedural move he could muster in an attempt to slow the Obama steamroller down, with nothing but contempt from the Elite GOPER RINOS! Mitch McConnell vowed to end his political career, pulled out every stop, put the full force of his powerful Senate Campaign Fund behind the mother of all smear campaigns, called in the storm troopers like Karl Rove to derail Cruz in his bid for the party nomination and the LION TED is still standing!
Trump's endless resources and constant low;life smears can't slow LION TED's momentum. He continues to rack up delegates and move ever closer to securing the GOP nomination, despite everyone's best effort to stop him... you can't stop the LION TED! He IS the Conservative candidate who can defeat Hillary Clinton and return our nation to the Constitutional republic it was always meant to be.
