This is my favorite...
7. "Your Second Amendment rights are under siege, but they will never, ever be under siege as long as I'm your president."
You think stating oxy-morons are smart? What do you take me for, an idiot?
That was a contradiction, not an oxymoron, moron.
An "oxymoron" is something like "Jumbo Shrimp" or "Journalistic Integrity."
Or conservative intelligence.
Do you fucktard spend all day watching CNN waiting for something to ***** about.
Get a life.
We normals spend time thrashing you Stalinists, who get your views from CNN and DailyKOS.
So are you taking bets on the "blue wave?"
Or did you learn your lesson last time.
Senate prediction, GOP end up with 56.
At this second, you Stalinists will take the house, but that is declining by the day.
How would a group of stalinists be able to take over the House?
If you listen to CNN or other fake news, you Stalinists are going to obliterate we normals and control every aspect of the universe.
How can you win the house?
Simple, assure America that if elected you will immediately take their tax cut. Explain that $200 a month is crumbs and won't even buy gas for Jeff Bezos Maserati, the peasants neither need nor deserve a tax break.
Next make it clear that you ARE coming for their guns. You plan to disarm America from top to bottom. The police are the only protection anyone needs.
Next make it clear that hate speech laws will be strictly enforced. Words and phrases that are not approved of by the party will land white devils in prison.
Do this and you'll ensure that your party rules with the iron fist of your mentor, Josef Stalin. You're democrats, bitches; all must bow before you!