Luddly Neddite
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Because standing outside on the corner with a sign that says, “I failed fourth grade history” is too obvious.

Hawaii’s part of Kenya, right?

You know he’s supposed to be a Nazi because he’s waving at you; only fascists wave at people.

Translation: I have no idea what socialism is, but it’s scary because Fox News said so.

And here we have another successful graduate from the Accelerated Christian Education curriculum.

Look, a homemade mudflap.

But… blood is haram…

I’m sure there’s a perfectly non-racist reason he’s holding up a sign that implies they need to lynch a Black man

Yeah, that’s Bush Jr.’s job!

Dada racism?

The subtly in that pun is like a half-brick in a sock; it’s clever enough to fool you into thinking the maker could pass a Turing test, but not much else.

At least they’ve given up using “alien.” Baby steps.

It says he’s smart enough to know that you can’t compare religions with nationalities.

So Hawaii is in Kenya. Tea Bagger geography is a lot like God – it works in mysterious ways.

And as they made this sign, the designers were singing their favorite Matchbox 20 song: “I wish the real world would just stop hassling me…”

If you removed the Ku Klux Klan at the bottom, could you really distinguish between this sign and any other sign on the list?

In other news: Arizona now requires immigrates from the nation of Kenya-Hawaii to have their papers in order.

The take away message is that they don’t support capitalization, either.

This sign proudly sponsored by the American Taliban.
And for making it this far, a bonus one!

