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Remember when it was just "gays and lesbians"?
I think the first time I heard any homosexual term used in political advocacy was the organization "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation"
GLADD.
This was followed by years of trying to achieve equality and to promote the idea that being gay or lesbian is not a choice.
Then at some point, I guess bisexuals wanted into the club.
"Okay, but you have to have sex with a member of the same gender at least 60 percent of the time!"
And being the feminists that lesbians are, and gay men being the limp-wristed wussies they are, the lesbians managed to get themselves named at the head of the line.
"We wear the pants around here!"
So...Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual. LGB.
At this point, the trannies thought, "Why not us? We're not hetero, and we need a club, too. Can we come in?"
Lesbians, gays, and bisexuals won't tell you this, but they are just as creeped out by trannies as the rest of us. But what could they do? They can't discriminate against non-heteros! That would be hypocritical.
"Besides, we need the dues..."
My barber lives on a mountain. She comes down the hill to cut my hair, and the hair of a bunch of other vets. These other vets are much older than me. WWII, Korea, VietNam. And they're dying off. She's not sure how much longer she can stay in business if the dead geezers aren't replaced by new blood. But that's another story.
Anyway, she tells me about a tranny couple who live on her street. Her daughter is a lesbian, "So I don't care about what gays and lesbians do, but trannies..."
Yeah. I get that.
She then tells me these trannies work on cars and trucks, motorcycles and ATVs, anything that moves upon the Earth on wheels. "If you need a tool, any tool, they have it."
And they fish and hunt, she tells me. On the mountain.
"REDNECK TRANNIES!", I exclaimed.
If that's not a reality show waiting to happen...
But then she says, "They think they are women. They are always wearing their bras. They wear a bra and makeup to walk their dog. They aren't women. As soon as a woman gets home, off comes the bra."
S01E01 of Redneck Trannies: "Hey, trannies. You're doing it wrong!"
Okay, so the trannies were allowed in.
LGBT.
That's should just about cover everyone who isn't heterosexual, right?
But were these militant bastards satisfied? Oh hell no!
Sooner or later, every advocacy group tries to go a bridge too far. They screw the pooch.
And that's when they thought, "Hey, what about the Q's?"
Q?
The first time I saw the Q, I thought, "Queer? Are the gays trying to double dip to regain the upper hand?"
Nope.
Q = "Questioning".
Get this. Q is for people who aren't sure they are gay.
Now wait a second!
You mean to tell me after half a century of trying to prove that being gay is not a choice, you are not telling me it IS a decision?
This whole goddam planet is stupid.
I think the first time I heard any homosexual term used in political advocacy was the organization "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation"
GLADD.
This was followed by years of trying to achieve equality and to promote the idea that being gay or lesbian is not a choice.
Then at some point, I guess bisexuals wanted into the club.
"Okay, but you have to have sex with a member of the same gender at least 60 percent of the time!"
And being the feminists that lesbians are, and gay men being the limp-wristed wussies they are, the lesbians managed to get themselves named at the head of the line.
"We wear the pants around here!"
So...Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual. LGB.
At this point, the trannies thought, "Why not us? We're not hetero, and we need a club, too. Can we come in?"
Lesbians, gays, and bisexuals won't tell you this, but they are just as creeped out by trannies as the rest of us. But what could they do? They can't discriminate against non-heteros! That would be hypocritical.
"Besides, we need the dues..."
My barber lives on a mountain. She comes down the hill to cut my hair, and the hair of a bunch of other vets. These other vets are much older than me. WWII, Korea, VietNam. And they're dying off. She's not sure how much longer she can stay in business if the dead geezers aren't replaced by new blood. But that's another story.
Anyway, she tells me about a tranny couple who live on her street. Her daughter is a lesbian, "So I don't care about what gays and lesbians do, but trannies..."
Yeah. I get that.
She then tells me these trannies work on cars and trucks, motorcycles and ATVs, anything that moves upon the Earth on wheels. "If you need a tool, any tool, they have it."
And they fish and hunt, she tells me. On the mountain.
"REDNECK TRANNIES!", I exclaimed.
If that's not a reality show waiting to happen...
But then she says, "They think they are women. They are always wearing their bras. They wear a bra and makeup to walk their dog. They aren't women. As soon as a woman gets home, off comes the bra."
S01E01 of Redneck Trannies: "Hey, trannies. You're doing it wrong!"
Okay, so the trannies were allowed in.
LGBT.
That's should just about cover everyone who isn't heterosexual, right?
But were these militant bastards satisfied? Oh hell no!
Sooner or later, every advocacy group tries to go a bridge too far. They screw the pooch.
And that's when they thought, "Hey, what about the Q's?"
Q?
The first time I saw the Q, I thought, "Queer? Are the gays trying to double dip to regain the upper hand?"
Nope.
Q = "Questioning".
Get this. Q is for people who aren't sure they are gay.
Now wait a second!
You mean to tell me after half a century of trying to prove that being gay is not a choice, you are not telling me it IS a decision?
This whole goddam planet is stupid.
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