Folks are tired of having gay crap shoved down our throats.
Nobody cares. Never in my life... "Hello, I'm Marchimedes, my pronouns are Dude/Sir, I'm heterosexual..." No. It's... "Hello, I'm Marchimedes I'll be building, installing, repairing or destroying sumpin for you today. Do you have gender neutral bathroom because I'm felling a tad gender fluid today. Now, I have to climb this ladder and find some studs with my stud detector, oh look, it went off on me... are you looking up my skirt?"
Yes, that'll be the third after these two(2)...
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Sure Elan hasn't proved all this horrible spending he contends is/was at places like USAID but I don't doubt it, it's liberals after all. Thing I have not seen pointed out and ask is has all the horrible activity the horrible spending funds taken place? For instance has there actually been gay puppet shows on the town square in Ulaanbaatar? I don't see Mongolians putting up with that $h!t. I suggest the check has been cut and cashed by bad actors here at home. Did men in Guatemala actually get bottom surgery? Somebody should investigate this $h!t.
Raise your skirt, Sir!
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I was watching the Players Tournament last Sunday and politics entered my skull so I was "what if Rory entered the LPGA?" Which led to...
Announcer - "It's a lovely day here for the start of the LPGA season at Bleeding Pines Golf Course for 'The Karen Open.' By luck of the draw first to T-off is Joan Daly. Until last week Joan was John Daly until he identified as female and now here she is, visibly, obviously drunk trying to tee the ball at this Par 5, 365 yard hole. She swings and oh no she fell down. The ball, the ball is on the green! Joan is up and heading towards the green without waiting for her paring, Amana Wang who squares up and crushes a ball down the middle of the fairway coasting to a long, long 170 yard drive. We'll be back after these commercials..."
(Insert commercial here)
Announcer - "And we're back. While we were away Amanda took only two(2) strokes to land the ball hole high slightly inside of Joan. While Amanda was playing Joan pinned the Bar Cart against Gavin Newsome with her girth downing a quick two(2) Tequila Sunrises. Remember, folks, drink your good Tequila now before the Trump Tariffs kick in or you'll be stuck with 'Trump Plastic Jug like-Tequila.'
All Hail Trump!
Joan is looking for her ball, she spots it, addresses her ball whom she calls "white privilege" and it's on the way, nice pace, breaking to the right and it's in the hole for a three(3) under Albatross. Joan is riding her putter around the green like a toy horsy and oh no she fell in the water hazard. They are trying to help her out but her skirt is over her head and she's fighting them and on no her balls are showing, oh the humanity, it's a tragedy here at the links, there is no God, go to commercial..."
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That's three(3) in a row. Everybody gets one(1.) Two(2) can be a coincidence. Three(3) is a pattern. I now have three(3), what you call it? Men being girl jokes?