Letter from the boss:

[Philobeado]

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that

Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees

will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our

prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase

our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will

have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been

bothering to some since I believe we are family here and I didn't know

how to choose who would have to go.







So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found

sixty



'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these

folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to

approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.







I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic

 

[VaYank5150]

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic

Typical. Asshole boss won't pay a dime for health insurance for his employees, but is more than happy to spring for an annual company picnic to celebrate the company's success on the backs of those he laid off.

 

[Mad Scientist]

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic

Typical. Asshole boss won't pay a dime for health insurance for his employees, but is more than happy to spring for an annual company picnic to celebrate the company's success on the backs of those he laid off.

Yeah, annual company picnics are the difference between solvency and bankruptcy.
In fact, by cancelling the 4th of July BBQ the company I work for saved ten million dollars. /sarc

 

[ba1614]

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that

Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees

will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our

prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase

our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will

have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been

bothering to some since I believe we are family here and I didn't know

how to choose who would have to go.







So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found

sixty



'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these

folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to

approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.







I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic

 

[Big Black Dog]

Seen this many times before. A bit of humor for this Wednesday morning.... Now, where's that company picnic at???? I could use a burger and a beer.

 

[Diuretic]

Ah the old company picnic trick! Hasn't anyone seen through it yet?