Deer annoy me. What annoys me more is when uninvited trespassers set up blinds in my upper fields. Apparently, Cleatus and his brothers Jasper and Darrell can't read. Apparently, they missed the fact that I'm well armed, pissed off, and 6-8.
I tear the blinds up sometimes putting the expensive ones at the bottom of the drive with a for sale sign on them. Typically, after that what occurs can only be described as redneck revenge. Bubba and his inbred kin shoot up my mailbox. Wow, I'm so scared. Rednecks love shooting signs an mailboxes. It's as normal as tipping cows.
Of course, before I go up there to confront the mother humping, toothless, inbred white trash I bring the K bar, the body armor and my fully equipped AR. The worst they have is a stupid bolt action deer rifle. Rednecks please.
They always seem to magically disappear before I get close enough. Sucks for them because I don't back down to confrontations.
Put on your gloves.
Gather some cat shit from the litter box.
Smear it on the walls of the blind.
Smile cuz you know Bubba and his buds are pissed.
I'll take the deer over the hunters any day.
But, thing is, I don't object to hunting. Its the *******, lazy ass hunters that piss me off. You wanna feed your family? Are you a subsistence poacher? Even though eating meat is bad for you, I don't object to you taking a deer every year.
But, hunters are scum. They haven't even looked at their rifles all year. Then, they clean them and buy a couple of cases of Bud and head for MY forest. The idiots can't read the NO HUNTING YOU STUPID ASSHOLES signs and they leave their beer cans all over the place along with their trash.
Do the world a favor. Pay up your life insurance and harvest each other.