Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free

[Votto]

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free​

Politics·May 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former historically black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer-free.

Jean-Pierre assured the American people that the cancer-riddled former president had received a clean bill of health and that, despite Biden suffering from metastatic cancer, it in no way meant that he was suffering from metastatic cancer.

"He is as fit, healthy, and free of cancer as I've ever seen him," she told reporters. "I know there are a lot of reports going around today about President Biden's health, but I want to be perfectly clear about this. Being diagnosed with cancer does not mean what everyone thinks it means. It means he has cancer, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer. Having cancer and having cancer are two very different things. And while President Biden has cancer, I can assure everyone that he is cancer-free."

Questions have been raised about the timing of Biden's diagnosis, with many people, including doctors, expressing the belief that administration officials have known for some time and kept it from the public. "That would be ridiculous," Jean-Pierre said in response. "We had the most transparent administration in this nation's history. We were completely up front about everything, even the things we covered up and kept hidden from everyone."

At publishing time, Jean-Pierre notified the media that even though Biden had passed away shortly before the 2020 election, he still went down in history books as the only man to posthumously win an election, serve a full term as president, and be diagnosed with cancer.

 

[Mashmont]

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free​

Politics·May 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former historically black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer-free.

Jean-Pierre assured the American people that the cancer-riddled former president had received a clean bill of health and that, despite Biden suffering from metastatic cancer, it in no way meant that he was suffering from metastatic cancer.

"He is as fit, healthy, and free of cancer as I've ever seen him," she told reporters. "I know there are a lot of reports going around today about President Biden's health, but I want to be perfectly clear about this. Being diagnosed with cancer does not mean what everyone thinks it means. It means he has cancer, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer. Having cancer and having cancer are two very different things. And while President Biden has cancer, I can assure everyone that he is cancer-free."

Questions have been raised about the timing of Biden's diagnosis, with many people, including doctors, expressing the belief that administration officials have known for some time and kept it from the public. "That would be ridiculous," Jean-Pierre said in response. "We had the most transparent administration in this nation's history. We were completely up front about everything, even the things we covered up and kept hidden from everyone."

At publishing time, Jean-Pierre notified the media that even though Biden had passed away shortly before the 2020 election, he still went down in history books as the only man to posthumously win an election, serve a full term as president, and be diagnosed with cancer.

This isn't satire with her.

 

[Votto]

This isn't satire with her.

And who said the Bee is just satire?

As advertised, it is the only fake news you can trust.

 

[Sunni Man]

Cheeto head Jean-Pierre's briefings were always good for a laugh.

 

[marvin martian]

Cheeto head Jean-Pierre's briefings were always good for a laugh.

She's also an election denier and an insurrectionist.

 

[Moonglow]

This isn't satire with her.

I would be if she knew the cancer is to the bone, man, the bone.

 

[Votto]

Cheeto head Jean-Pierre's briefings were always good for a laugh.

Did Jean really work for the Bee or Biden?

Hard to say really.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free​

Politics·May 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

View attachment 1113158

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former historically black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer-free.

Jean-Pierre assured the American people that the cancer-riddled former president had received a clean bill of health and that, despite Biden suffering from metastatic cancer, it in no way meant that he was suffering from metastatic cancer.

"He is as fit, healthy, and free of cancer as I've ever seen him," she told reporters. "I know there are a lot of reports going around today about President Biden's health, but I want to be perfectly clear about this. Being diagnosed with cancer does not mean what everyone thinks it means. It means he has cancer, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer. Having cancer and having cancer are two very different things. And while President Biden has cancer, I can assure everyone that he is cancer-free."

Questions have been raised about the timing of Biden's diagnosis, with many people, including doctors, expressing the belief that administration officials have known for some time and kept it from the public. "That would be ridiculous," Jean-Pierre said in response. "We had the most transparent administration in this nation's history. We were completely up front about everything, even the things we covered up and kept hidden from everyone."

At publishing time, Jean-Pierre notified the media that even though Biden had passed away shortly before the 2020 election, he still went down in history books as the only man to posthumously win an election, serve a full term as president, and be diagnosed with cancer.

/----/ She thinks everyone is as dumb as the democRAT base.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

She's Howdy Doody Time and isn't worth a dime

 

[toobfreak]

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free​

Not only that, but Joe is a whirling dervish, I can hardly keep up with the guy.
The man is laser focused, and I just count my lucky stars that he's one of ours.

 

[Cellblock2429]

She's Howdy Doody Time and isn't worth a dime

/-----/ She's Howdy Doody Time and isn't worth a dime
So turn to Channel 9 and watch Frankenstein.
(Showing my age.)

 

[toobfreak]

So turn to Channel 9 and watch Frankenstein.
(Showing my age.)

What's old about Frankenstein. I just watched the Ghost of Frankenstein Saturday night. The whole Frankenstein saga was some of the best entertainment ever done in the film industry.

 

[Cellblock2429]

What's old about Frankenstein. I just watched the Ghost of Frankenstein Saturday night. The whole Frankenstein saga was some of the best entertainment ever done in the film industry.

/-----/ It's a childhood rhyme from the 1950s.
Another one:
It’s Howdy Doody Time / It isn’t worth a dime / so turn to channel nine and / watch Bob Considine

LILEKS (James) :: Matchbooks

 

[Cellblock2429]

Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free​

Politics·May 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former historically black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer-free.

Jean-Pierre assured the American people that the cancer-riddled former president had received a clean bill of health and that, despite Biden suffering from metastatic cancer, it in no way meant that he was suffering from metastatic cancer.

"He is as fit, healthy, and free of cancer as I've ever seen him," she told reporters. "I know there are a lot of reports going around today about President Biden's health, but I want to be perfectly clear about this. Being diagnosed with cancer does not mean what everyone thinks it means. It means he has cancer, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer. Having cancer and having cancer are two very different things. And while President Biden has cancer, I can assure everyone that he is cancer-free."

Questions have been raised about the timing of Biden's diagnosis, with many people, including doctors, expressing the belief that administration officials have known for some time and kept it from the public. "That would be ridiculous," Jean-Pierre said in response. "We had the most transparent administration in this nation's history. We were completely up front about everything, even the things we covered up and kept hidden from everyone."

At publishing time, Jean-Pierre notified the media that even though Biden had passed away shortly before the 2020 election, he still went down in history books as the only man to posthumously win an election, serve a full term as president, and be diagnosed with cancer.

/----/ OOOPS

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[Carl in Michigan]

I was flying over a field in Ohio this s afternoon when I spotted this alien crop circle. I think he's leaving soon

 

[Roudy]

Did Jean really work for the Bee or Biden?

Hard to say really.

The question is who did she actually work for, it wasn’t Joe Biden that was in charge.