And in addition to being a vampire Bismarck/Hitler is an old man-ho. He's a lot handsomer than you might think in his youth, but when he's old, gray and sagging that's when he really drives you wild. He's old money. Big time. His money is so old that he can hide it altogether and purport to be squatting in abandoned buildings. He owns those abandoned buildings. Obscured by many layers of paperwork he owns them outright.
It's like a joke my mom told me. A black guy walks into a whorehouse and requests a white whore. The proprietor presents him with 2 white prostitutes. One of them is young, beautiful, blonde and shapely. The other one is an old wrinkled hag with warts. The black guy chooses the old wrinkled hag. Confused, the whorehouse owner asks the John, "why would you choose this old ugly hag over this gorgeous blonde?" The black guy replies, "because she's been white longer."