The best way for the auto industry to recover is to SELL CARS!
Okay for the good of my nation, if you insist, Richard.
I'll accept a new Cadillac if the government wants to buy me one. I can't afford to move it, but I can make a planter out of it or soemthing.
If the government has to give them some money (hopefully in return for some equity), just to get them thru this credit crunch, O.K. but...it's the SELLING THE CARS thing that counts.
EVERYTHING MUST GO! DETROIT IS
Going out of business! Going out of business! Going
out of business!
Here's what they should do:
First, the auto industry & government have to come up with a plan to make the auto makers solvent into the foreseeable future - restructure.
And, if you buy any two cars off the lot and you get FREE HEALTH CARE!
Second, the government should regulate executive compensation - it should be proportional to profits.
News Flash!
Henry Ford XXVII arrived in Washington today in his company executive Yugo Sedan to ask for another bailout from Congress.
He also asked for an advance on his weekly allowance -- which Congress did not do, but they did validate his parking, and buy him a ham sandwich from one of the machines in the basement.
Third, the auto industry should reduce the price of cars as much as possible to off load inventory.
If they tape a new Chevrolet as an encentive to every pack of cigarettes, that should drive up GM's market share, don't you think?
Fourth, the government should use some of the $700bil package offer 0%, no down payment loans to all U.S. citizens for purchasing U.S. made cars. (maybe a tax break would be a better idea instead).
Then, just for chuckles, let's make US 80 one way west, and watch California sink under the waves, too. No offense Californians, but really... do we really want 80,000 new cars on the road?
Fifth, the government should write the tax laws so that it would be beneficial for companies to start giving reasonable raises again (The true root of our present economic problems).
An employee profit sharing stock plan is the route I'd map out to do that.
In fact trading in their pension and health care benefits for it might be just the motivation the employees need, too.
Sixth, the government should instate a 50% income tax increase on everyone who voted Republican. They could call it a stupidity tax.
Only on those making less than $250,000 a year, though.
One cannot blame the
truly weathy for voting for their class interests, after all. They're
NOT stupid.