I appoint you "Ladies Room Monitor" of your local Target store. You can stand outside the door lifting the skirts of all the ladies entering the facility. We will give you a big badge with a ribbon declaring your mission, one worthy of a Munchkin Mayor. Upon inspection you can stamp the entrant's butt with an approving stamp so that all other attendees can void urine within their private stalls in complete comfort.
A worthy mission for you.
A worthy mission for you.