Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves

[Votto]

Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves
U.S.·Apr 9, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a ditty on her banjo as she drifted down the mighty Mississippi River on her way to purchase a fresh shipment of Mexican slaves.

According to sources, Crockett made her way to the nearby Forks in the Road where she hoped to buy some Hispanic slaves at auction.

"I'm looking for cotton pickers," Crockett said when asked what her business was in town. "If we gon' make the South mighty again, I need more of those Latinos to work the fields. They gon' love Dixie Land."

Mexicans, which Crockett says are known for their hard work ethic and strong backs, make the best cotton pickers because they'll do anything to stay in America. "No one here wants to be a slave no mo'," said Crockett when confronted by a conservative abolitionist. "Who gon' work the farms so that you can have cheap food? My slaves, that's who. Mexican slave labor is what makes the Confeder -- excuse me, makes America strong."

At publishing time, Representative Jasmine Crockett had started sailing the Potomac to sell her slaves to fellow Democrats looking for cheap labor.

 

[Rawley]

Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves
U.S.·Apr 9, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a ditty on her banjo as she drifted down the mighty Mississippi River on her way to purchase a fresh shipment of Mexican slaves.

According to sources, Crockett made her way to the nearby Forks in the Road where she hoped to buy some Hispanic slaves at auction.

"I'm looking for cotton pickers," Crockett said when asked what her business was in town. "If we gon' make the South mighty again, I need more of those Latinos to work the fields. They gon' love Dixie Land."

Mexicans, which Crockett says are known for their hard work ethic and strong backs, make the best cotton pickers because they'll do anything to stay in America. "No one here wants to be a slave no mo'," said Crockett when confronted by a conservative abolitionist. "Who gon' work the farms so that you can have cheap food? My slaves, that's who. Mexican slave labor is what makes the Confeder -- excuse me, makes America strong."

At publishing time, Representative Jasmine Crockett had started sailing the Potomac to sell her slaves to fellow Democrats looking for cheap labor.

That cotton doesn't pick itself.

 

[1srelluc]

I bet there be singin' and dancin'!

 

[Votto]

That cotton doesn't pick itself.

Not true, Mexican cotton does

 

[Votto]

I swear, Leftists are the more idiotic and corrupt people on the face of the planet.

Thank God they at least provide us with some entertainment as they try to destroy humanity.

 

[Rawley]

I swear, Leftists are the more idiotic and corrupt people on the face of the planet.

Thank God they at least provide us with some entertainment as they try to destroy humanity.

Schiff screaming "insider trading" because Trump tweeted "good time to buy" to over 100 million of his social media followers.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I bet there be singin' and dancin'!

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I want to hear Crockett itself sing "Ol Man River".


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[Doc7505]

That cotton doesn't pick itself.

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Indeed, we use John Deere machines to pick cotton in North Carolina. The days of picking cotton are long gone. Viva Progress!!

 

[marvin martian]

Jasmine Crockett Floats Down Mighty Mississippi To Purchase Fresh Shipment Of Mexican Slaves
U.S.·Apr 9, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a ditty on her banjo as she drifted down the mighty Mississippi River on her way to purchase a fresh shipment of Mexican slaves.

According to sources, Crockett made her way to the nearby Forks in the Road where she hoped to buy some Hispanic slaves at auction.

"I'm looking for cotton pickers," Crockett said when asked what her business was in town. "If we gon' make the South mighty again, I need more of those Latinos to work the fields. They gon' love Dixie Land."

Mexicans, which Crockett says are known for their hard work ethic and strong backs, make the best cotton pickers because they'll do anything to stay in America. "No one here wants to be a slave no mo'," said Crockett when confronted by a conservative abolitionist. "Who gon' work the farms so that you can have cheap food? My slaves, that's who. Mexican slave labor is what makes the Confeder -- excuse me, makes America strong."

At publishing time, Representative Jasmine Crockett had started sailing the Potomac to sell her slaves to fellow Democrats looking for cheap labor.

It's always 1860 in the DemoKKKrat party. Yessuh!