Janet Yellen Reassures Nation That Biden’s Dementia Is Transitory

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Janet Yellen Reassures Nation That Biden’s Dementia Is Transitory
POLITICS·Jul 9, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen stepped forward on Tuesday to assure the American people that President Joe Biden's dementia is only a transitory issue that will likely resolve itself as election-related bottlenecks begin to clear.

While she did not specify a timeline for when Biden's mental capacity would recover to a normal human functioning level, Yellen was confident in her testimony that the president's ongoing struggles with memory, speech, continence, and basic everyday tasks were merely a short-term issue.

"To be quite honest, any difficulties the president is facing right now — and I'm not sure I'm quite prepared to use the term 'dementia' yet — will almost certainly prove to be transitory and fleeting," Yellen said. "As we go forward into this election season, I have every confidence that President Biden's mental abilities will show a dramatic turnaround in the very near future. Maybe. At some point. Probably."

Yellen's statement was endorsed by several White House insiders, including Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, Ashley Biden, James Biden, and Valerie Biden Owens. The President himself declined to comment by refusing to blink either once for "yes" or twice for "no."

At publishing time, Yellen acknowledged that her testimony "might be incomplete" and warned that Biden's dementia levels were likely to stay high unless they didn't.

 

[1srelluc]

Those Octarians stick together.

 

[boevans]

Trump is much more likely to have dementia or Alzheimer's.

Biden probably has Parkinson's.

 

[0311]

Trump is much more likely to have dementia or Alzheimer's.

Biden probably has Parkinson's.

"Probably" means nothing.

P01135809 rants about sinking electric boat and sharks. He lied out of his ass at the debate (NO! he did not lower the price of Insulin. That happened when Mr. Biden signed the Inflation Reduction Act) He did not answer one single question, all he did was lie. All you have is a "Probably", which means you ain't got shit.

 

[boevans]

Diamond Member just affirmed that Biden signed the legislation that lowered insulin,

I don't think the word means what he thinks it means,

 

[Muhammed]

Trump is much more likely to have dementia or Alzheimer's.

Biden probably has Parkinson's.

You have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Trump shows absolutely zero symptoms of Alzheimer's or dementia.

It is very clear that Biden has dementia. Both Alzheimer's and Parkinson's cause dementia, as can cerebrovascular problems.

We know that Biden had to have emergency open brain surgery due to serious cerebrovascular problems, twice.

And Biden shows many symptoms of dementia.

• Sleep Apnea: After the press observed strap marks on his face, The White House had to admit that he has sleep apnea and must use a CPAP machine when he sleeps. Dementia can cause sleep apnea.
• Sundowning: The White House unknowingly admitted that he has sundowner syndrome by saying he will no longer have any meetings or events after 8PM. Sundowning is exclusively caused by dementia.
• Confabulations: People with dementia suffer from confabulations. Biden often has confabulations that baffle even staunchest supporters in the Democrat media. Things such as saying he visited the Tree of Life synagogue, got arrested in South Africa or got arrested when he was 14 trying to defend a black family, or visited Parkside school when he was VP. He actually believes these confabulations. His damaged brain is making up false memories to replace lost memories.
• Impaired Communication: He often loses his train of thought mid-sentence and cannot complete his thoughts. He slurs his words, stammers and will often blurt out nonsense words. eg, "you can describe America in one word...(unintelligible).
• Impaired Motor Skills: He will often have a stiff abnormal gait and he falls down all the time. We've seen him fall down several times in the just the last few years. How often does he fall down off-camera?

 

[boevans]

Trump shows absolutely symptoms of Alzheimer's or dementia.