Stephanie
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- Jul 11, 2004
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Lets stand up for the UNdead folks. no more discriminating. where's the mayor of Houston? 
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Meeri Kim has an important story at the Washington Post this week which deals with a segment of the American population which has, for too long now, been left behind in the rush to ensure equal rights for everyone under the Social Justice movement. It begins with the experiences of a woman named EsmƩ Weijun Wang. Living an otherwise normal life for many years, she one day realized that something was amiss and she soon had to come to grips with the new reality of her existence.
As if it werenāt bad enough that Wang realized she was now deceased, the worst part was that nobody believed her. They described her (and many other people like her) as having a mental condition known as Cotardās syndrome.
As you can tell just from the tone of that section of the article, cruel people absolutely refused to acknowledge Ms. Wangās status, say nothing of afford her all of her rights. Regardless of the fact that she clearly self-identified as being a corpse, uncharitable, close minded bigots kept on pointing out things like the fact that she was walking, talking, had a pulse and any number of other annoying, irrelevant observations. But she knew she was dead.
The self-identified dead around the country need to be given their full set of rights. For starters, we donāt charge dead people taxes. (There are very few jobs, however, which carry an explicit requirement of being alive so they need to be protected from employment discrimination.) Itās true that we donāt normally allow the dead to vote unless they are Democrats who expired in the immediate vicinity of Chicago, but as I read the 14th Amendment, the privileges or immunities of citizens are assured to all persons born. It doesnāt mention an expiration date, so if you feel well enough to get up on election day and head down to your polling place you should be able to cast your ballot. And yes, everyone is assured the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, but thereās nothing in there barring you from opting out of one of them. The self-identified dead should obviously be entitled to collect their life insurance payout. Iām pretty sure you also get an automatic discount at Arbyās, but Iād have to check on that.
The point is that if you can go your entire life being a man and one day announce to everyone that youāve realized youāre a woman, then after a lifetime of, erā¦ life, you have to be equally able to announce that you are now in a different status and should be treated that way. The only part I havenāt worked out yet is what to call these differently existing Americans. If you change from a boy to a girl youāre transgender. Rachel Dolezal is transracial. I suppose the newly walking deceased would be theā¦ transanimated?
the Rest of the STORY here:
Itās time: undead Americans deserve the same rights as transgender Americans Ā« Hot Air
snip:
Meeri Kim has an important story at the Washington Post this week which deals with a segment of the American population which has, for too long now, been left behind in the rush to ensure equal rights for everyone under the Social Justice movement. It begins with the experiences of a woman named EsmƩ Weijun Wang. Living an otherwise normal life for many years, she one day realized that something was amiss and she soon had to come to grips with the new reality of her existence.
As if it werenāt bad enough that Wang realized she was now deceased, the worst part was that nobody believed her. They described her (and many other people like her) as having a mental condition known as Cotardās syndrome.
As you can tell just from the tone of that section of the article, cruel people absolutely refused to acknowledge Ms. Wangās status, say nothing of afford her all of her rights. Regardless of the fact that she clearly self-identified as being a corpse, uncharitable, close minded bigots kept on pointing out things like the fact that she was walking, talking, had a pulse and any number of other annoying, irrelevant observations. But she knew she was dead.
The self-identified dead around the country need to be given their full set of rights. For starters, we donāt charge dead people taxes. (There are very few jobs, however, which carry an explicit requirement of being alive so they need to be protected from employment discrimination.) Itās true that we donāt normally allow the dead to vote unless they are Democrats who expired in the immediate vicinity of Chicago, but as I read the 14th Amendment, the privileges or immunities of citizens are assured to all persons born. It doesnāt mention an expiration date, so if you feel well enough to get up on election day and head down to your polling place you should be able to cast your ballot. And yes, everyone is assured the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, but thereās nothing in there barring you from opting out of one of them. The self-identified dead should obviously be entitled to collect their life insurance payout. Iām pretty sure you also get an automatic discount at Arbyās, but Iād have to check on that.
The point is that if you can go your entire life being a man and one day announce to everyone that youāve realized youāre a woman, then after a lifetime of, erā¦ life, you have to be equally able to announce that you are now in a different status and should be treated that way. The only part I havenāt worked out yet is what to call these differently existing Americans. If you change from a boy to a girl youāre transgender. Rachel Dolezal is transracial. I suppose the newly walking deceased would be theā¦ transanimated?
the Rest of the STORY here:
Itās time: undead Americans deserve the same rights as transgender Americans Ā« Hot Air
