IT'S HAPPENING: Jasmine Crockett Is Running For US Senate

[RhodyPatriot]

Somebody pinch me.

For political junkies everywhere, this is a dream come true.

Premium quality entertainment of the utmost caliber.

And it's made all the more fun knowing that she simply cannot win a statewide US Senate seat in Texas.

Not no way, not no how.

Jasmine Crockett announces campaign for Texas Democratic Senate primary

Rep. Jasmine Crockett filed paperwork to run for U.S. Senate just hours before the state's deadline — and hours after fellow Democrat Colin Allred dropped out.

www.cbsnews.com

Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that her House seat just got eviscerated by the Supreme Court?

Naaaaah.

 

[ColonelAngus]

What a crock.

Thank you! I will be here all week…please tip your servers.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

What a crock.

Thank you! I will be here all week…please tip your servers.

The endless clips that will result from this misguided incoming clown show shall be absolutely epic.

 

[Anarchy666]

Ugh. Hate her. Worse than AOC.

 

[SaxonJackson]

Somebody pinch me.

For political junkies everywhere, this is a dream come true.

Premium quality entertainment of the utmost caliber.

And it's made all the more fun knowing that she simply cannot win a statewide US Senate seat in Texas.

Not no way, not no how.

Jasmine Crockett announces campaign for Texas Democratic Senate primary

Rep. Jasmine Crockett filed paperwork to run for U.S. Senate just hours before the state's deadline — and hours after fellow Democrat Colin Allred dropped out.

www.cbsnews.com

Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that her House seat just got eviscerated by the Supreme Court?

Naaaaah.

In an odd way, I sorta like it when these lunatics are in the spotlight. If Nancy the Nipper wasn't rattling her dentures then we had Hank Johnson concerned that Guam might "tip over" if it became overpopulated. Of course, it's hard to beat AOC's and Maxine Water's comedy skits. Come on Jasmine ... show us what you got.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Hank Johnson concerned that Guam might "tip over" if it became overpopulated.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that MENSA scholar.

Sadly?

Crockett's dumber by multiple factors of 10 - and way more fake ghetto fabulous.

Oh man, can you imagine the debates??

I'm so here for it.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Jasmine needs more TV time.
She is the face of Left Wing hate and racism.

 

[drudge X]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that MENSA scholar.

Sadly?

Crockett's dumber by multiple factors of 10 - and way more fake ghetto fabulous.

Oh man, can you imagine the debates??

I'm so here for it.

I can hear it already. 200 y'all within 15 minutes of debate. What kind of educated person says y'all when speaking?

 

[Lisa558]

I can hear it already. 200 y'all within 15 minutes of debate. What kind of educated person says y'all when speaking?

What kind of educated person thinks she increases her chances of winning election by sounding like an uneducated ghetto dweller?

 

[Captain Creeper]

She gonna git paid wit sum o dat big donor money!!

 

[EMH]

The GOP has but one and only one hope against Crockett.

Get Eddie Griffin to move to TX and run as UnderCover Brother

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[RhodyPatriot]

The GOP has but one and only one hope against Crockett.

Get Eddie Griffin to move to TX and run as UnderCover Brother

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You killed the thread ya Nazi.

 

[Zincwarrior]

Un

Somebody pinch me.

For political junkies everywhere, this is a dream come true.

Premium quality entertainment of the utmost caliber.

And it's made all the more fun knowing that she simply cannot win a statewide US Senate seat in Texas.

Not no way, not no how.

Jasmine Crockett announces campaign for Texas Democratic Senate primary

Rep. Jasmine Crockett filed paperwork to run for U.S. Senate just hours before the state's deadline — and hours after fellow Democrat Colin Allred dropped out.

www.cbsnews.com

Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that her House seat just got eviscerated by the Supreme Court?

Naaaaah.

Unless you lose.

 

[Rawley]

Somebody pinch me.

For political junkies everywhere, this is a dream come true.

Premium quality entertainment of the utmost caliber.

And it's made all the more fun knowing that she simply cannot win a statewide US Senate seat in Texas.

Not no way, not no how.

Jasmine Crockett announces campaign for Texas Democratic Senate primary

Rep. Jasmine Crockett filed paperwork to run for U.S. Senate just hours before the state's deadline — and hours after fellow Democrat Colin Allred dropped out.

www.cbsnews.com

Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that her House seat just got eviscerated by the Supreme Court?

Naaaaah.

$1,000 bucks she drops the Ghetto rat act.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Un

Unless you lose.

Crockett won't win.

 

[Lisa558]

Crockett won't win.

There aren’t enough dumb leftists statewide who will choose a crass lowlife just because she’s a female black. That only worked in her lowlife district.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

There aren’t enough dumb leftists statewide who will choose a crass lowlife just because she’s a female black. That only worked in her lowlife district.

Ghetto isn't becoming

 

[okfine]

Somebody pinch me.

For political junkies everywhere, this is a dream come true.

Premium quality entertainment of the utmost caliber.

And it's made all the more fun knowing that she simply cannot win a statewide US Senate seat in Texas.

Not no way, not no how.

Jasmine Crockett announces campaign for Texas Democratic Senate primary

Rep. Jasmine Crockett filed paperwork to run for U.S. Senate just hours before the state's deadline — and hours after fellow Democrat Colin Allred dropped out.

www.cbsnews.com

Gee, I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that her House seat just got eviscerated by the Supreme Court?

Naaaaah.

Aren't you perceptive.

 

[Lisa558]

Ghetto isn't becoming

For some reason, she figured that the dumber and more ghetto she sounded, the better her constituents liked her.

Tells you all you need to know about her constituents.

 

[Sally_Sensation]