it's happening all over the world: Sydney man accused of selling national security secrets to foreign Chinese spies

[basquebromance]

this is a global problem in need of a global solution, folks!

 

[Harpy Eagle]

It is Joes fault

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Uhhhhhhh.................

Exactly WHAT "secrets" do the Aussies HAVE to sell????
The perfect recipe for cooking Dingo or Kangaroo?????