Based on your "extensive knowledge" of the mind and teachings of Jesus, not to mention Christians and what they believe?
G'head, dazzle me with arguments and evidence that "today's Christianity must make Jesus cringe".

I'm all ears, Reverend. Preach it.
You put "extensive knowledge" in quotes, as if I had made that claim.
That's dishonest. A lie.
Nice attempt at deflection. God knows, you wouldn't want to actually have to back up your snottiness by proving you have a foundation for it.
Too bad for you that your lame-ass attempt to be a grammar Nazi won't work.
Some writers put quotes around words they want to distance themselves from. Quotation marks used this way are commonly called scare quotes or shudder quotes. It’s a way of implying that you’re using a term in an unusual way or that you don’t necessarily approve of it:
This article was written by a “professional” writer.
Quotation Marks: Rules How to Use Them Correctly
In other words, I wasn't using the quotation marks to say that you had said it. I was using them to express my utter contempt for the idea that you have any basis or qualification for making the statement that you did.
Now, if you are quite finished trying to divert attention, please either back up your assertion and your right to make it, or admit that you were just spewing crap out of that sewage pipe underneath your nose.