Is my brother here?

[barbella]

I'm looking for my long-lost brother JoeBlam. Has anyone seen him?

 

[freedombecki]

Is he a big tall, sweet guy?

Oh, and welcome to USMB, barbella. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[JakeStarkey]

I'm looking for my long-lost brother JoeBlam. Has anyone seen him?

Yup, he said he would never return to the asylum alive.

 

[JoeBlam]

I'm looking for my long-lost brother JoeBlam. Has anyone seen him?

Here I am, Sister!

 

[freedombecki]

You should encourage your sister to post more, Joe. Tell her that reps don't count until you have about 8 or 10 posts, that she can do pictures after about 25 posts, and videos after 50, I think, but could be wrong... And she deserves good for looking up her long-lost brother!

 

[Anitabeme]

Ah, the family's all together again!

 

[JoeBlam]

You should encourage your sister to post more, Joe. Tell her that reps don't count until you have about 8 or 10 posts, that she can do pictures after about 25 posts, and videos after 50, I think, but could be wrong... And she deserves good for looking up her long-lost brother!

She's my favorite sister...funny as hell, a female version of me kinda only without the occasional psychotic outburst.

 

[JoeBlam]

Ah, the family's all together again!

Ma is smiling down (or up) at us depending on where she landed.

 

[freedombecki]

You should encourage your sister to post more, Joe. Tell her that reps don't count until you have about 8 or 10 posts, that she can do pictures after about 25 posts, and videos after 50, I think, but could be wrong... And she deserves good for looking up her long-lost brother!

She's my favorite sister...funny as hell, a female version of me kinda only without the occasional psychotic outburst.

Shy type, hm. Aww, that's too bad.

 

[JoeBlam]

You should encourage your sister to post more, Joe. Tell her that reps don't count until you have about 8 or 10 posts, that she can do pictures after about 25 posts, and videos after 50, I think, but could be wrong... And she deserves good for looking up her long-lost brother!

She's my favorite sister...funny as hell, a female version of me kinda only without the occasional psychotic outburst.

Shy type, hm. Aww, that's too bad.

Until you wind her up...then she'll swear like a pirate and whittle ya down to size....I'm kinda skeered of her truth be told.

 

[Noomi]

Hello and welcome!

 

[Wolfsister77]

Welcome to the boards.

 

[Ropey]

Welcome to the forums barbella.

without the occasional psychotic outburst.

Damn!

 

[JoeBlam]

Welcome to the forums barbella.

without the occasional psychotic outburst.

Damn!

 

[Smilebong]

Welcome, sister of JB.

 

[waltky]

Yea...

... Uncle Ferd givin' him a piggy-back ride...

... but he ain't heavy...

... `cause he's yer brother.

 

[JoeBlam]

She does these drive-bys every few years to rev me up and then she vanishes.

Barbella's pa was a german Luftwaffe pilot in WW2....he got drunk and tried to strafe her ma while she was in her garden one morning thinking he was over England. The story goes that she knocked his fighter out of the sky with a beer stein through the windscreen....hell of an arm on her......anyway so along comes my handsome GI pa, knocks her ma up, and continues on into the Deutschland after Hitler. She and her ma headed over here after the war and we ran into each other in a casino in Atlantic City when she she was dealing blackjack off the bottom of the deck.....I got her out of there before a pack of sailors could get at her and we figured out we were halfs same as me and Roadrunner who has also vanished into the hills....it's a family tradition.

 

[bdtex]

I'm looking for my long-lost brother JoeBlam. Has anyone seen him?

Where is he now?

 

[Likkmee]

Perhaps Jo Mama has him on Farcebook ?

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I'm looking for my long-lost brother JoeBlam. Has anyone seen him?

Why? Do you want to marry him like a congresswimmen did?