Is anyone gonna stop drinking Bud Light?

Is a zygote a human being?


A zygote is capable of splitting to give rise to identical twins. Since the zygote cannot be identical with either human being it will become, it cannot already be a human being.
 
Fuck no, I'll drink a case a night until the right stops being a baby.
 
BudLight don't seem worried....so who's gonna make up the loss of profits?? someone will. Who is it?
 
Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

Worldviews · Apr 4, 2023 · BabylonBee.com





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ST. LOUIS, MO — Beer scientists at Budweiser headquarters are reportedly hard at work researching how many cans of Bud Light it would take for Dylan Mulvaney to pass as a woman.
According to sources, Mulvaney, who recently became a spokesman for the alcoholic beverage, was personally recruited by CEO Phillip Bud while he was inebriated — now human resources need to know how this could have happened.
One. No. Two. No, Dr. Pedro Morganstein noted in the test log. Three? Ugh, no.
Dr. Morganstein reportedly passed out twenty beers later, still believing Dylan Mulvaney was a man. However, he did note that his female colleagues were at least three points more attractive.
Alcoholic intake studies are nothing new for the Budweiser corporation, but experiments typically measure the rate of cognitive decline. Determining how many drinks it takes for a man to look like a woman is new territory for the team.
At publishing time, scientists had determined it takes the equivalent of 37 Bud Lights to make Dylan Mulvaney passable as a woman, or just 3 Ballast Point Sculpins.
 
I enjoy drinking Bud Light while I watch a black Little Mermaid on Disney + and munch on M&Ms while wearing my Black Lives Matter T Shirt
 
I enjoy drinking Bud Light while I watch a black Little Mermaid on Disney + and munch on M&Ms while wearing my Black Lives Matter T Shirt
I drink mine with tomato juice to remind me of their menstrual period.
 
I enjoy drinking Bud Light while I watch a black Little Mermaid on Disney + and munch on M&Ms while wearing my Black Lives Matter T Shirt

………..dressed in drag.

Fixed it for ya dragwinger.
 
To stop drinking Butt Light presumes I started, which is in error.

Been drinkin' Old Style ever since the brought back the old recipe and I'm not switchin'.....And when I'm anywhere south or east of Indy, I bring 4 or 5 cases of Yeungling home with me.

That is all.
 
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