Iran refutes the notion that their Supreme leader is dead

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Today in Tehran, the Iranian Supreme leader appeared before an eager group of dedicated loyalists to his regime saying, "Listen folks, all this talk about me being dead, it's just nonsense, cuz here I am!! It reminds me of lifeguarding along the Straits of Hormuz, when all the Iranian kids would come along and pat down the hairs on my legs, (ZAP!)........Whoops, sorry, no reason to talk about those darkie roach like kids (ZAP!!).........Whoops, there I go again..............anyway.........................................Sharp as a tack I am!!!

No word yet on why the Supreme leader now seems to enjoy sniffing the hair of little girls and the hair of young female camels.

 

[Mack The Finger]