In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented

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In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented
ENTERTAINMENT·Jul 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented
ENTERTAINMENT·Jul 10, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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LOS ANGELES, CA — Actor George Clooney announced today the premiere of the highly anticipated sequel Ocean's 14, which will follow Danny Ocean and his gang as they steal $30 million dollars by cleverly getting people to hand money to a dementia patient disguised as a politician.
According to Hollywood sources, the plot follows Ocean's crew as they host a high-profile Los Angeles fundraiser for a politician before revealing afterwards that the candidate actually suffers from mid-stage dementia, absconding with the entire proceeds from the night.
Film critics are already raving over the subtle plot twists and hilarious comedy of the film.
"Classic Clooney," said Gayle Richards, a New York Times movie reviewer. "Clever misdirection, changing his mind at the drop of a hat — this film displays George Clooney's acting at its finest as he bamboozles an entire fundraiser. The way he manages to get an entire ballroom of people to give $30 million to an old chap before revealing that the guy totally lost his marbles? Just outstanding. What a heist!"
At publishing time, movie studios had yet to confirm a definitive release date for Ocean's 14 as they felt the whole plot to be too improbable.

 

[1srelluc]

Ouch!

 

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Ouch!

The entire DNC is a laughing stalk.

 

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These Hollywood elite are snakes. They saw what everyone else saw for years, he hung out with his inner circle and met him multiple times I'm sure. He knew Biden didn't even campaign in 2020. Think about that, he didn't even go outside to campaign! Nobody paying attention to world news the last few years needed to watch debate to determine what was up.

It isn't until MSM and his Hollywood bosses turn on him after the debate which provided the one rare occasion the casual viewers would watch did MSM decide to speak the truth. They now believe his debate performance ensures he cannot be re-elected, so, "to hell with the Primary voters and our delegate process, we need him gone so that we can have some hope of winning".

Many in Hollywood are as trustworthy and principled as the Robert Hanssens or Aldrich Ames of the world. They don't really care about the U.S Constitution, democratic processes or civil liberties, they just want to either have power or have many friends who are very powerful.

They didn't care about the national security risk of potential decline represented to America and the world during these years. They just want to make sure that their friends remain powerful friends.

 

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These Hollywood elite are snakes. They saw what everyone else saw for years, he hung out with his inner circle and met him multiple times I'm sure. He knew Biden didn't even campaign in 2020. Think about that, he didn't even go outside to campaign! Nobody paying attention to world news the last few years needed to watch debate to determine what was up.

It isn't until MSM and his Hollywood bosses turn on him after the debate which provided the one rare occasion the casual viewers would watch did MSM decide to speak the truth. They now believe his debate performance ensures he cannot be re-elected, so, "to hell with the Primary voters and our delegate process, we need him gone so that we can have some hope of winning".

Many in Hollywood are as trustworthy and principled as the Robert Hanssens or Aldrich Ames of the world. They don't really care about the U.S Constitution, democratic processes or civil liberties, they just want to either have power or have many friends who are very powerful.

They didn't care about the national security risk of potential decline represented to America and the world during these years. They just want to make sure that their friends remain powerful friends.

Here you see them praise Harvey Weinstein with Whoopie leading the charge along side Michelle Obama

They all knew the truth about Harvey but because he gave money to "the party" they overlooked it all those years.

Sick.