I'm not as sweet as I look!

[Hardcandy]

You certainly know how to grab the Headlines. Can you tell me what your agenda is? I'm new here. Thank you.

My "agenda" for this thread was to say hi and introduce myself.

After all, this is the "Introduce Yourself" forum.

Beyond that, it's pretty much the same as everyone else's agenda I suppose.

And welcome to USMB KudoZ...Unlike bobby, you seem to be a likable kinda fella!

Her agenda is being the biggest asshat possible, thanks for resurrecting what I thought was finally over.

Sorry bob, but it's never over till it's over; except for quitters of course!

And how did you come to the conclusion that I was being an "asshat"?

The only incidences of me being rude is when I'm forced to retaliate in self defense, such as now.

But I'm in a good mood today and will excuse your ugly fat ass this time so go somewhere and play with your fuzzy little puppy.

 

[bobcollum]

You certainly know how to grab the Headlines. Can you tell me what your agenda is? I'm new here. Thank you.

My "agenda" for this thread was to say hi and introduce myself.

After all, this is the "Introduce Yourself" forum.

Beyond that, it's pretty much the same as everyone else's agenda I suppose.

And welcome to USMB KudoZ...Unlike bobby, you seem to be a likable kinda fella!

Her agenda is being the biggest asshat possible, thanks for resurrecting what I thought was finally over.

Sorry bob, but it's never over till it's over; except for quitters of course!

And how did you come to the conclusion that I was being an "asshat"?

The only incidences of me being rude is when I'm forced to retaliate in self defense, such as now.

But I'm in a good mood today and will excuse your ugly fat ass this time so go somewhere and play with your fuzzy little puppy.

I don't think you realize what asshat means.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Bob are you abusing the ladies again...?

 

[bobcollum]

No, I wasn't talking to one.

 

[Hardcandy]

Bob are you abusing the ladies again...?

Way ta go, that's telling him Lumpy!

By the way, is that your real name or are ya just happy ta see me?!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Bob are you abusing the ladies again...?

Way ta go, that's telling him Lumpy!

By the way, is that your real name or are ya just happy ta see me?!

I was a tubby Baby... the nickname stuck..but I got tall and slender..



...any real man would be more than happy to see You Darlin..



To my great fortune.. Mrs. Lumpy has my heart...

 

[bobcollum]

Bob are you abusing the ladies again...?

Way ta go, that's telling him Lumpy!

By the way, is that your real name or are ya just happy ta see me?!

^ How lady-like, you're a regular Jackie O.

 

[Uncensored2008]

^ How lady-like, you're a regular Jackie O.

You mean she marries men for the size of their bank accounts?

 

[Hardcandy]

Bob are you abusing the ladies again...?

Way ta go, that's telling him Lumpy!

By the way, is that your real name or are ya just happy ta see me?!

...any real man would be more than happy to see You Darlin..

just as I suspected.....Bob isn't a real man...

To my great fortune.. Mrs. Lumpy has my heart...

Some girls have all the luck!

I was a tubby Baby... the nickname stuck..but I got tall and slender..

Me too...I was never tubby but I am 6-2 in my 'nosebleeds'!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Way ta go, that's telling him Lumpy!

By the way, is that your real name or are ya just happy ta see me?!

...any real man would be more than happy to see You Darlin..

just as I suspected.....Bob isn't a real man...

To my great fortune.. Mrs. Lumpy has my heart...

Some girls have all the luck!

I was a tubby Baby... the nickname stuck..but I got tall and slender..

Me too...I was never tubby but I am 6-2 in my 'nosebleeds'!

Women in high heels and tight pants, okay sure, you just have to get a glimpse as they walk away..

psssst. Bob likes to watch Del walk away...

 

[Rat in the Hat]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV5LQcmuGg8&feature=fvwrel]All in the Family Theme Song - YouTube[/ame]

 

[bobcollum]

...any real man would be more than happy to see You Darlin..

just as I suspected.....Bob isn't a real man...

Some girls have all the luck!

I was a tubby Baby... the nickname stuck..but I got tall and slender..

Me too...I was never tubby but I am 6-2 in my 'nosebleeds'!

Women in high heels and tight pants, okay sure, you just have to get a glimpse as they walk away..

psssst. Bob likes to watch Del walk away...

Please Tardcandy, don't mistake my lack of ass-kissing to mean that I'm not into the ladies, when really it's that I'm not attracted to physically and mentally ugly ones.

There there.

 

[bobcollum]

^ How lady-like, you're a regular Jackie O.

You mean she marries men for the size of their bank accounts?

Nope, not what I meant.

Ever ponder what kind of lady has the luxury of selecting from the best of the male crop?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Women in high heels and tight pants, okay sure, you just have to get a glimpse as they walk away..

psssst. Bob likes to watch Del walk away...

Walkers and depends turn Bob on?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Nope, not what I meant.

Ever ponder what kind of lady has the luxury of selecting from the best of the male crop?

Onassis was the "best of the crop?"

BWAHAHAHAHA

Jackie was a whore - the most literal sense.

 

[bobcollum]

Nope, not what I meant.

Ever ponder what kind of lady has the luxury of selecting from the best of the male crop?

Onassis was the "best of the crop?"

BWAHAHAHAHA

Jackie was a whore - the most literal sense.

Again, not what I said.

You're having more trouble than usual following the conversation today.

 

[Hardcandy]

...any real man would be more than happy to see You Darlin..

just as I suspected.....Bob isn't a real man...

Some girls have all the luck!

I was a tubby Baby... the nickname stuck..but I got tall and slender..

Me too...I was never tubby but I am 6-2 in my 'nosebleeds'!

Women in high heels and tight pants, okay sure, you just have to get a glimpse as they walk away..

Careful there big fella, you're going to get yourself all lumpy!

psssst. Bob likes to watch Del walk away...

Hubba!-Hubba! Del must have one fine swing on that back porch!

Hey Del, be a sport and show the rest of us what Bob's so excited about!

 

[Hardcandy]

just as I suspected.....Bob isn't a real man...

Some girls have all the luck!



Me too...I was never tubby but I am 6-2 in my 'nosebleeds'!

Women in high heels and tight pants, okay sure, you just have to get a glimpse as they walk away..

psssst. Bob likes to watch Del walk away...

Please Tardcandy, don't mistake my lack of ass-kissing to mean that I'm not into the ladies, when really it's that I'm not attracted to physically and mentally ugly ones.

There there.

Whoa Booby! I may be coyote ugly but mentally I'm a drop dead gorgeous knockout fox!

My beautiful mind has launched a thousand ships and has more curves than 40 miles of mountain road.

But I suspect my horndog boyfriend loves me for my ass and couldn't care less about my beautiful mind.

It's a guy thing Bob...You and me wouldn't understand!

 

[Misty]

Why are you carrying a bag of trash?

 

[Lumpy 1]

just as I suspected.....Bob isn't a real man...

Some girls have all the luck!



Me too...I was never tubby but I am 6-2 in my 'nosebleeds'!

Women in high heels and tight pants, okay sure, you just have to get a glimpse as they walk away..

Careful there big fella, you're going to get yourself all lumpy!

..what a cutie!!

psssst. Bob likes to watch Del walk away...

Hubba!-Hubba! Del must have one fine swing on that back porch!

Hey Del, be a sport and show the rest of us what Bob's so excited about!

I highly.. do not recommend this..