I'm not as sweet as I look!

[Dabs]

Wow, I can't believe I am just now getting around to this one ~LoL~
I guess welcome is in order.....and btw...your thread title really isn't appropriate....you don't look sweet at all~

It appears that my Intro has turned into one big anything goes soiree that nobody will leave...LoL!

If we could have 86ed all the poopers it might have been one hell of a fiesta amiga but hey sera sera.

Anyway, thanx for the welcome Dabs and I wasn't feeling very sweet at the moment that pic was clicked.

I had just been rudely awakened by my jerk boyfriend who thinks he's funny, which tripped my bitch switch.

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

 

[Uncensored2008]

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

I thought those could be reset monthly?


:ducks:

 

[Hardcandy]

Wow, I can't believe I am just now getting around to this one ~LoL~
I guess welcome is in order.....and btw...your thread title really isn't appropriate....you don't look sweet at all~

It appears that my Intro has turned into one big anything goes soiree that nobody will leave...LoL!

If we could have 86ed all the poopers it might have been one hell of a fiesta amiga but hey sera sera.

Anyway, thanx for the welcome Dabs and I wasn't feeling very sweet at the moment that pic was clicked.

I had just been rudely awakened by my jerk boyfriend who thinks he's funny, which tripped my bitch switch.

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

What; bitch switches or boyfriends?

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

I thought those could be reset monthly?


:ducks:

Again; bitch switches or boyfriends?

 

[bobcollum]

Bitch switches, why else would it be highlighted?

Derp.

 

[Uncensored2008]

It appears that my Intro has turned into one big anything goes soiree that nobody will leave...LoL!

If we could have 86ed all the poopers it might have been one hell of a fiesta amiga but hey sera sera.

Anyway, thanx for the welcome Dabs and I wasn't feeling very sweet at the moment that pic was clicked.

I had just been rudely awakened by my jerk boyfriend who thinks he's funny, which tripped my bitch switch.

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

What; bitch switches or boyfriends?

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

I thought those could be reset monthly?


:ducks:

Again; bitch switches or boyfriends?

Both.

Or in the case of my ex wife, hourly....

 

[Hardcandy]

Bitch switches, why else would it be highlighted?

Derp.

Hey everybody!...Here's one of the "poopers" I was talking about!

In fact, Bobby is a text book example of a "pooper".

In fact, Bobby could be the Wikipedia definition of "pooper".

In fact, Bobby could be the Webster Dictionary centerfold for "pooper".

Somebody stop me please, I'm cracking myself up here!

 

[bobcollum]

At least someone is laughing.

 

[Amelia]

Bitch switches, why else would it be highlighted?

Derp.

Hey everybody!...Here's one of the "poopers" I was talking about!

In fact, Bobby is a text book example of a "pooper".

In fact, Bobby could be the Wikipedia definition of "pooper".

In fact, Bobby could be the Webster Dictionary centerfold for "pooper".

Somebody stop me please, I'm cracking myself up here!

^^ had a rough night at the Burger King and hasn't been to sleep yet. Just a little punch drunk.

 

[bobcollum]

I want to argue with her some more, but I'm sick of having to swallow a mouthful of vomit after seeing her avie.

By "her" I mean "him" and "his".

 

[saveliberty]

For an idiot, hardcandy seems to take up a lot of post space.

 

[bobcollum]

For an idiot, hardcandy seems to take up a lot of post space.

It's not really indicative of ones idiocy.

 

[Hardcandy]

Check Home Depot....they may have replacements~

What; bitch switches or boyfriends?

I thought those could be reset monthly?


:ducks:

Again; bitch switches or boyfriends?

Both.

Or in the case of my ex wife, hourly....

Maybe that's what she thought you needed cowboy.

Cuz some of you high-spirited stallions are hard ta break.

Of course, you're not as much fun to ride after you've been broke.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Maybe that's what she thought you needed cowboy.

Cuz some of you high-spirited stallions are hard ta break.

Of course, you're not as much fun to ride after you've been broke.

I'm a Rothbardian Libertarian, full on Laissez Faire. I don't like to share - which is why the ex is an ex.

(Current wife is a keeper, though!)

 

[Dabs]

Maybe that's what she thought you needed cowboy.

Cuz some of you high-spirited stallions are hard ta break.

Of course, you're not as much fun to ride after you've been broke.

I'm a Rothbardian Libertarian, full on Laissez Faire. I don't like to share - which is why the ex is an ex.

(Current wife is a keeper, though!)

Awesome thing to say!
Not many gents say this ~LoL~
Kudos to you.....

 

[Hardcandy]

Maybe that's what she thought you needed cowboy.

Cuz some of you high-spirited stallions are hard ta break.

Of course, you're not as much fun to ride after you've been broke.

I'm a Rothbardian Libertarian, full on Laissez Faire. I don't like to share - which is why the ex is an ex.

(Current wife is a keeper, though!)

It sounds as if you know how lucky you are to have found what you're looking for which means that she most likely does too.

My guy ain't perfect and neither am I but he knows I won't let him down, I'll never make him look bad and I don't mess around.

Of course, both the filly and the stallion have to know that the whole is only as solid as both halves and I'm pretty sure mine knows.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Awesome thing to say!
Not many gents say this ~LoL~
Kudos to you.....

Thanks.

I was real stupid in picking my first spouse, and real careful with the second.

My wife and I have been married for 13 years and still love each other, more importantly, we still like each other.

 

[Uncensored2008]

It sounds as if you know how lucky you are to have found what you're looking for which means that she most likely does too.

My guy ain't perfect and neither am I but he knows I won't let him down, I'll never make him look bad and I don't mess around.

Of course, both the filly and the stallion have to know that the whole is only as solid as both halves and I'm pretty sure mine knows.

Thanks.

Yeah, we are a good match and were both careful in understanding values and attitudes. Marriage is a lot of work, and everyone has to be willing to put effort into making things work.

Glad to hear you have a good relationship. Planning to marry?

 

[Hardcandy]

It sounds as if you know how lucky you are to have found what you're looking for which means that she most likely does too.

My guy ain't perfect and neither am I but he knows I won't let him down, I'll never make him look bad and I don't mess around.

Of course, both the filly and the stallion have to know that the whole is only as solid as both halves and I'm pretty sure mine knows.

Thanks.

Yeah, we are a good match and were both careful in understanding values and attitudes. Marriage is a lot of work, and everyone has to be willing to put effort into making things work.

Glad to hear you have a good relationship. Planning to marry?

No plans at present, but I have a funny story bout the only time I remember the subject of marriage coming up...I thought it was funny anyway.

We live together and one gloomy fall day we got in a fight over the his and her car space agreement in our two car garage.

He chooses to keep his 2 motor cycles in his side and parks his car out in the driveway, but on this particular occasion his car was trespassing in my garage.

He was in his side of the garage with the door up pittleing with one of his bikes when I pull up that day and I hit the visor switch to raise my door and found his car where it shouldn't be.

Of course it would be pouring down the rain like crazy that day and instead of moving his car, like he should have, he just gives me a quick glance from his cozy dry garage and keeps on pittleing.

It didn't look like the monsoon was going to let up anytime soon so I jumped out of my car and made a break for the garage and got my ass soaked in the process.

My clothes were soaked, my hair was soaked, my makeup was running down my face, I lost a shoe and I was freezing and instead of an apology the jerk laughs at me and keeps on pittleing.

So I kick it up to bitch mode and the asshole reacts by smiling at me as if he doesn't get what all the fuss is about and has the balls to say, "you look like a drowned rat baby"!

That fucking did it, my rage red-lined...My key ring which I was still holding, has 9 keys and all the usual heavy metal attachments that make it a dangerous weapon, so I flung it full throttle.

He jerked his head to the side to keep from being hit in the face and the keys whizzed past him and over top the gas tank of his 100 year anniversary model heritage softail.

He gives me his best tuff-guy look and says, "you're lucky that didn't hit my bike you crazy bitch" so I say "If you're so worried about your fuckin bike why didn't you stop the keys with your face dumbass".

His tuff-guy face slowly faded to a boyish grin and he says, "I wish we were married so I could divorce your crazy ass" and I said "not half as much as I do".

And that's the story of the only time me and my guy ever discussed matrimony...LoL!...Hope I didn't bore you.

 

[KudoZ]

You certainly know how to grab the Headlines. Can you tell me what your agenda is? I'm new here. Thank you.

 

[bobcollum]

Her agenda is being the biggest asshat possible, thanks for resurrecting what I thought was finally over.