After viewing the left picture, I understand the expression, "He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."That's what I like about Islam and it's great prophet Mohammad. He was a professor of everything from the waist down. He even told his followers how to clean their butts after they poop. Down to the last details, use odd number of stones, and stick the middle finger of your left hand up uranus like three times. Wow. This guy was centuries ahead of his time when it came to these things!I bet you're not even a real muslim, here I'll test you: do you use toilet paper or use your bare hand like Mohammed did?
No Muslim would use their bare hand, they use clean water to wash their behind (with the left hand), and then wash both hands
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwvj87yB5b8]Islamic Toilet Etiquette - YouTube[/ame]