If you are a grown person and dont keep up on current events or follow the news going on in your city, u are a weirdo

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I matched with this dumb bitch on OKCupid and We exchanged numbers. So we was talking and she asked me..............What are your plans this weekend?

I said well its going to be Extremely Cold so I will be in all weekend. Even the weather lady said..........DONT GO OUT THIS WEEKEND. Do you know this dumb bitch who lives in the same city had no clue what the fuck I was talking about? I was like.......GO out where and do what when its going to be 8 degrees?

NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol
 
I matched with this dumb bitch on OKCupid and We exchanged numbers. So we was talking and she asked me..............What are your plans this weekend?

I said well its going to be Extremely Cold so I will be in all weekend. Even the weather lady said..........DONT GO OUT THIS WEEKEND. Do you know this dumb bitch who lives in the same city had no clue what the fuck I was talking about? I was like.......GO out where and do what when its going to be 8 degrees?

NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol

One day she'll do a documentary on how lucky she was.

2 Women Who Survived the Same Serial Killer Speak Out: 'I Didn't Pray to Live, I Prayed to Die'​

Morgan Rowan and Tali Shapiro share their near-escapes from the so-called “Dating Game Killer” on the premiere episode of 'People Magazine Investigates: Surviving a Serial Killer'

 
One day she'll do a documentary on how lucky she was.

2 Women Who Survived the Same Serial Killer Speak Out: 'I Didn't Pray to Live, I Prayed to Die'​

Morgan Rowan and Tali Shapiro share their near-escapes from the so-called “Dating Game Killer” on the premiere episode of 'People Magazine Investigates: Surviving a Serial Killer'

I said nothing about her coming to my place
 
I matched with this dumb bitch on OKCupid and We exchanged numbers. So we was talking and she asked me..............What are your plans this weekend?

I said well its going to be Extremely Cold so I will be in all weekend. Even the weather lady said..........DONT GO OUT THIS WEEKEND. Do you know this dumb bitch who lives in the same city had no clue what the fuck I was talking about? I was like.......GO out where and do what when its going to be 8 degrees?

NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol
Was that this weekend? The weekend before Christmas? And she was hinting for you and she to get together?

She sounds lonely and long-term dateless. Which, if I may say so, should be the exact democraphic you're looking for.

You said nothing about her appearance, so I assume she was at least acceptable in that regard. If I had been in your shoes (and I will remember tonight to thank the Good Lord that I am not) I would have invited her over, told her it was too cold for going out, and played the instrumental version of "Baby it's Cold Outside," while pouring her favorite adult beverages and listening to her talk until she comes across like a puritan on the Mayflower.
 
NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol

She probably thought that she does not need yet another adult baby in her life .

Have you ever tried extreme swimming , or, are you one of those that worries about being harpooned?
 
Was that this weekend? The weekend before Christmas? And she was hinting for you and she to get together?

She sounds lonely and long-term dateless. Which, if I may say so, should be the exact democraphic you're looking for.

You said nothing about her appearance, so I assume she was at least acceptable in that regard. If I had been in your shoes (and I will remember tonight to thank the Good Lord that I am not) I would have invited her over, told her it was too cold for going out, and played the instrumental version of "Baby it's Cold Outside," while pouring her favorite adult beverages and listening to her talk until she comes across like a puritan on the Mayflower.
Then you could talk to her about the "hereafter".

"If you're not hereafter what I'm hereafter I'm going to be hereafter you're gone.":biggrin:
 
I matched with this dumb bitch on OKCupid and We exchanged numbers. So we was talking and she asked me..............What are your plans this weekend?

I said well its going to be Extremely Cold so I will be in all weekend. Even the weather lady said..........DONT GO OUT THIS WEEKEND. Do you know this dumb bitch who lives in the same city had no clue what the fuck I was talking about? I was like.......GO out where and do what when its going to be 8 degrees?

NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol
well you can hump your fist as usual
 
Was that this weekend? The weekend before Christmas? And she was hinting for you and she to get together?

She sounds lonely and long-term dateless. Which, if I may say so, should be the exact democraphic you're looking for.

You said nothing about her appearance, so I assume she was at least acceptable in that regard. If I had been in your shoes (and I will remember tonight to thank the Good Lord that I am not) I would have invited her over, told her it was too cold for going out, and played the instrumental version of "Baby it's Cold Outside," while pouring her favorite adult beverages and listening to her talk until she comes across like a puritan on the Mayflower.
yes it was in single digits
 
She probably thought that she does not need yet another adult baby in her life .

Have you ever tried extreme swimming , or, are you one of those that worries about being harpooned?
And I wasnt expecting to meet until after the holidays with christmas two days away and then new years.
 
I have to second this. If you don't have some idea of what is going on, you are only going to make people wonder if you have any sense at all period.

God bless you always!!!

Holly
 
I have to second this. If you don't have some idea of what is going on, you are only going to make people wonder if you have any sense at all period.

God bless you always!!!

Holly
Why do a person always got to be doing something when it comes to meeting someone off an app? Why cant I just chill my my underwear during a dangerously cold weekend?
 
yes it was in single digits
And I wasnt expecting to meet until after the holidays with christmas two days away and then new years.
Why do a person always got to be doing something when it comes to meeting someone off an app? Why cant I just chill my my underwear during a dangerously cold weekend?
Dude, I don't care what kind of man you are, if you put so many rules on when you can meet someone, then don't be surprised when you don't meet anyone.
 
I matched with this dumb bitch on OKCupid and We exchanged numbers. So we was talking and she asked me..............What are your plans this weekend?

I said well its going to be Extremely Cold so I will be in all weekend. Even the weather lady said..........DONT GO OUT THIS WEEKEND. Do you know this dumb bitch who lives in the same city had no clue what the fuck I was talking about? I was like.......GO out where and do what when its going to be 8 degrees?

NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol
Date only in the summer and don't bother innocent women during the rest of the year.
 
I matched with this dumb bitch on OKCupid and We exchanged numbers. So we was talking and she asked me..............What are your plans this weekend?

I said well its going to be Extremely Cold so I will be in all weekend. Even the weather lady said..........DONT GO OUT THIS WEEKEND. Do you know this dumb bitch who lives in the same city had no clue what the fuck I was talking about? I was like.......GO out where and do what when its going to be 8 degrees?

NO IM NOT GOING ON A FUCKING DATE IN FRIGID WEATHER. So I guess I turned her off because I havent heard from her since saturday lol
Now she knows you're a wussy, you won't be hearing from her again.

Seriously, if you can't date because it's too cold for you to leave the house, you need to turn in your man card and sign up for the genetic dead ender club.

Philadelphia isn't exactly in the tropics. Don't you own a jacket?
 
Now she knows you're a wussy, you won't be hearing from her again.

Seriously, if you can't date because it's too cold for you to leave the house, you need to turn in your man card and sign up for the genetic dead ender club.

Philadelphia isn't exactly in the tropics. Don't you own a jacket?
25 and below is CUDDLE WEATHER not for going on dates
 
25 and below is CUDDLE WEATHER not for going on dates
Then why not invite her to your house to cuddle?

If what you say is true, she was hinting to do something with you over the weekend.

I get that it's awkward to start dating a new person over the hollidays, but it would be no more awkward for you than for her, and she's willing to brave it.

Cowboy up, dude!
 
Then why not invite her to your house to cuddle?

If what you say is true, she was hinting to do something with you over the weekend.

I get that it's awkward to start dating a new person over the hollidays, but it would be no more awkward for you than for her, and she's willing to brave it.

Cowboy up, dude!
We had just matched and was only talking for 2 days. I not planning on meeting anyone until after the holidays.
 
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