If I end up single should I try online dating?

[Raynine]

I’m married but I do not know what I would do if I had to re-enter the online dating scene at nearly eighty. Let’s see, is “excellent bladder control” a feather in my cap that I should use to attract a young lady? When I get in my car and go somewhere, I can remember how to get home. That must count for something! I can pull right into a choice parking spot at Walmart because I have a handicap parking sticker. If I fall down I can usually get up as long as I fall forward. If I fall backward I am like a turtle on his shell. I also want to say that I look quite dapper in an electric shopping cart. Just don’t get in my way if I am hungry! I think I’m on a roll here. I would probably have to beat women off with a stick! I have a wife at the moment, but don’t give up.

 

[Crepitus]

 

[JoeMoma]

Maybe you can do as well as Bill.

 

[odanny]

You might want to send Mortimer a PM

 

[Natural Citizen]

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How does that flower pot even stay up there?

 

[odanny]

How does that flower pot even stay up there?

Ray clearly likes living dangerously.

 

[Raynine]

I have to be honest. Viagra works and it works quite well. When it first came out it was prohibitively expensive. Then I could get get it. The doctor gave me 100 mg which is too strong. Everthing has a blue tint. 50 mg is good, though 20 mg would probably do the job. If Bill wants a young nimf, more power to him. He has the dough. If he goes during sex then so be it. If his paramour gets his money so what? He won't be needing it.

 

[the watcher]

You and Mort could definitely tag team those foxes.

 

[S.S.]

 

[Moonglow]

How does that flower pot even stay up there?

Cash infusion