If Cruz wins the nomination

[Bonzi]

I will eat my underwear, video tape it and post it here.

 

[TNHarley]

The ones you will be wearing at that time?

 

[Bonzi]

We'll negotiate the specifics as the time gets closer.

Maybe I can do a Zoolander thing, take them off with my pants on - might be easier with a skirt or dress though....

 

[Militants]

21-10-3-1 of the Trump, Cruz, Rubio and Kasich. 15 left !!

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

I will eat my underwear, video tape it and post it here.

Make sure they are cleaned first because it might taste like crap otherwise...

 

[ScienceRocks]

I'll vote for Hillary Clinton in November and campaign for her.

 

[Bonzi]

I will eat my underwear, video tape it and post it here.

Make sure they are cleaned first because it might taste like crap otherwise...

They are always clean because I am always clean and pristine!

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

I will eat my underwear, video tape it and post it here.

Make sure they are cleaned first because it might taste like crap otherwise...

They are always clean because I am always clean and pristine!

Yeah, but after seeing Cruz winning the nomination I am betting they will no longer be clean... It would be like me finding out Gary Johnson won the Presidential election while running on the Libertarian Party because that is the day I crap my depends...

 

[Bonzi]

I will eat my underwear, video tape it and post it here.

Make sure they are cleaned first because it might taste like crap otherwise...

They are always clean because I am always clean and pristine!

Yeah, but after seeing Cruz winning the nomination I am betting they will no longer be clean... It would be like me finding out Gary Johnson won the Presidential election while running on the Libertarian Party because that is the day I crap my depends...

oh you mean the once's I have on NOW!? They will be long gone... they are starting to melt as we speak....

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

I'll vote for Hillary Clinton in November and campaign for her.

Turn in your man card; you won't be needing it.