ICE Detainees Request Immediate Deportation To Avoid Being Shot By Their Supporters

[Votto]

ICE detainees are filing a motion with the Supreme Court to immediately return them to their country of origin.

"I just don't feel safe anymore", said one immigrant. "I would rather face abject poverty back in Mexico and the drug cartels than I would the loony Left who are shooting us down like dogs."

"They are loving us to death!", screamed another immigrant woman. "Can they love us just a little less maybe? I would rather be back in my mother's belly where I would feel safer, even if she went to a local Planned Parenthood."

No word yet on whether or not Planned Parenthood is willing to comply with the woman's request.

More to come.

 

[White 6]

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ICE detainees are filing a motion with the Supreme Court to immediately return them to their country of origin.

"I just don't feel safe anymore", said one immigrant. "I would rather face abject poverty back in Mexico and the drug cartels than I would the loony Left who are shooting us down like dogs."

"They are loving us to death!", screamed another immigrant woman. "Can they love us just a little less maybe? I would rather be back in my mother's belly where I would feel safer, even if she went to a local Planned Parenthood."

No word yet on whether or not Planned Parenthood is willing to comply with the woman's request.

More to come.

Votto, this is the second Satire Post, I have seen you write, appearing purely of your own satire writing abilities.

 

[Votto]

Votto, this is the second Satire Post, I have seen you write, appearing purely of your own satire writing abilities.

It's a hobby.

Actually, it is more therapy for myself than anything.

 

[White 6]

It's a hobby.

Actually, it is more therapy for myself than anything.

Remember the satirists motto: "Fk'm if they can't take a joke"

 

[Votto]

Remember the satirists motto: "Fk'm if they can't take a joke"

Only if I want an STD and start to get skin rashes that starts to make my hair fall out.

I'll pass thanks.

 

[Paddlefoot]

Why would people that fat want to do things to draw attention to them/

 

[Meathead]

Why would people that fat want to do things to draw attention to them/

Zafira Cherry does it on a daily basis.

 

[Failzero]

Voting from the Rooftops has consequences ?

 

[marvin martian]

Zafira Cherry does it on a daily basis.

In between chopping up black babies.