I would donate $1 million (with help) to get an elementary school named after Donald Trump.

[postman]

You could try to, it would be nice, however neither Trump or Obama would go for it, that is how divided we are now. But you and Mashmont go ahead and try.

If you're going to name an Elementary School after Trump, make sure it has a golf course.

 

[Seth]

Thoughts?

Tremendous idea. Absolutely incredible. People are talking about it, believe me. A school named after Trump? In Virginia? I love Virginia. Great people. Coal, mountains, very patriotic—real Americans. And let me tell you, nobody knows education like I do. I went to the best schools. The best. And this would be the most luxurious, most tremendous elementary school you’ve ever seen. Desks? Beautiful. Walls? Not falling down like the Biden schools. Teachers? Winners.

And the cafeteria? Let me just say this: the Trump Elementary Lunch Menu—steaks, apple pie, freedom fries, and chocolate cake so good it'll make CNN cry.

We're gonna build it for less, under budget, ahead of schedule, and everyone will say: ‘Sir, this is the most incredible school we’ve ever seen.’ Even the janitors will be proud—Trump brand mops, made in America.

Call it Trump Elementary. Trump Academy. Trump School for Gifted Patriots. I don’t care. Just make sure it’s big, bold, and beautiful. And put my name in gold—very classy, not gaudy. Like the founding fathers would've wanted if they had better branding.

Let’s make school great again!

 

[Dekster]

Between 4 and 6 a.m., I do my best thinking. Here is what I cooked up this morning:

If a few things happen, a great argument can be made that Donald Trump is the greatest president in American history. I would say he's a shoo-in if the economy explodes as he has predicted, if he solves the Ukraine War, and if he simmers things down in the Middle East (whcih he already has).

Given this lofty status, it is unconscionable that a public school has not been named for President Trump. I wonder if I would have a chance to change that. Here's how it could play out:

In extreme Southwest Virginia, the counties of Lee, Dickinson, Russell. Scott, Wise, Buchanan, Smyth. Tazewell, Grayson, Bland, and Washington all voted for President Trump in excess of 80%. These are poor counties. A number of them have dilapidated school buildings. Per wiki AI, he cost of building a new elementary school ranges from $15 to $25 million, probably closer to the $15 million in those areas. Several of those counties may well be forced to upgrade in the next few years. If i could come in with a $1 million donation (soliciting donations to help) in exchange for their naming the new school after Donald Trump, I might consider doing it. I think you could get that raise that kind of money easily with a national campaign. Perhaps you could raise the entire $15 million. And as I said, we are dealing with a populus with which Trump is immensely popular. There are numerous Trump stores sprinkled throughout Southwest Virginia. You'd find the friendliest school boards as Shendandoah County was able to do when they voted 5-1 to become the first to change schools' names BACK to their pre-George Floyd Civil War names.

What a great national story this would be! Sure to put one of those counties on the map. And making a huge statement in a blue state! Maybe get some FOX News exposure. Maybe even a visit at the ribbon cutting from the Great Man himself. There would be an economic boost from that ceremony alone. And we all know the importance of words and symbolism and branding. Once the ice is broken, maybe other districts would gain the courage to name schools after this iconic figure. What a great feeling to know we helped start it.

Thoughts?

I think these are also some of the places The MAGA Brain Trust designated as sanctuary towns earlier this year for reasons nobody understands which led to speculation that they are letting AI make the calls. Anyway, I think Roanoke was the closest Trump got to any of these places during the campaign. I don't expect him to be showing up in any of them.

The two newest elementary schools built in Virginia cost $44M and $53M respectively. I am familiar with the $44M school. It isn't particularly large. Maybe you should kick in $2M just to be charitable and all.

 

[postman]

Call it Trump Elementary. Trump Academy. Trump School for Gifted Patriots. I don’t care. Just make sure it’s big, bold, and beautiful. And put my name in gold—very classy, not gaudy. Like the founding fathers would've wanted if they had better branding.

Let’s make school great again!

They can teach American history.
Especially how George Washington defended the airports.
Science
How magnets stop working when they get wet.
And Economics
How foreign countries pay the tariffs.

 

[my2¢]

Thoughts?

Sad to hear about the sorry condition of schools in that part of the country. I most certainly haven't been impressed with these 21st century presidents, but use of any of their names wouldn't stop my donation to such a pressing need.

 

[Papageorgio]

If you're going to name an Elementary School after Trump, make sure it has a golf course.

That is supposed to be funny? You may need to work on your routine.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

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Look at the student body. Would a school named for Trump be limited or targeted to white kids?

 

[Zincwarrior]

Between 4 and 6 a.m., I do my best thinking. Here is what I cooked up this morning:

If a few things happen, a great argument can be made that Donald Trump is the greatest president in American history. I would say he's a shoo-in if the economy explodes as he has predicted, if he solves the Ukraine War, and if he simmers things down in the Middle East (whcih he already has).

Given this lofty status, it is unconscionable that a public school has not been named for President Trump.

Thoughts?

Why? He already has a university named after him.

 

[rightwinger]

What will be taught at TRUMP Elementary

The 2020 election was stolen
COVID was no worse than a bad cold
Migrants eat cats and dogs
George Washington captured airports
Gulf of America
Canada wants to be part of the US

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

What will be taught at TRUMP Elementary

The 2020 election was stolen
COVID was no worse than a bad cold
Migrants eat cats and dogs
George Washington captured airports
Gulf of America
Canada wants to be part of the US

Why not? It's true! Well, except the airports which was a typo on the teleprompter.

 

[rightwinger]

Why not? It's true! Well, except the airports which was a typo on the teleprompter.

Migrants are eating our cats and dogs?

Damn….have you ever swallowed the Kool Aid

 

[postman]

That is supposed to be funny? You may need to work on your routine.

If you expect Trump to visit, then yes, it needs a golf course.

 

[postman]

Why not? It's true! Well, except the airports which was a typo on the teleprompter.

The airports were not a teleprompter problem.
The teleprompter went out, and Trump had to recite history from memory.

Which included the revolutionary war airports.

 

[Papageorgio]

If you expect Trump to visit, then yes, it needs a golf course.

I don’t care if it has a golf course or not, I don’t care if they name the library after Michelle, I don’t care if it ever gets built, but you joke is still stupid.

 

[postman]

I don’t care if it has a golf course or not, I don’t care if they name the library after Michelle, I don’t care if it ever gets built, but you joke is still stupid.

Of course, if Linda McMahon gets involved as Sec of Education. She would designate A1 Sauce as a vegetable.

 

[Mac1958]

A school really doesn't seem appropriate for an adult who communicates at a fourth grade level.

Maybe he can "do a deal" with a McDonald's.

 

[postman]

A school really doesn't seem appropriate for an adult who communicates at a fourth grade level.

Maybe he can "do a deal" with a McDonald's.

Well, McDonalds does have "golden" arches.

 

[rightwinger]

Of course, if Linda McMahon gets involved as Sec of Education. She would designate A1 Sauce as a vegetable.

They would have a great Wrestling Team

 

[Papageorgio]

Of course, if Linda McMahon gets involved as Sec of Education. She would designate A1 Sauce as a vegetable.

You really need to work on your material

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Migrants are eating our cats and dogs?

Damn….have you ever swallowed the Kool Aid

You need to get off the alphabet channels for news. You breathe Kool-Aid.