Zone1 I realised that i have no girlfriend is my own fault in adolescence

[Mortimer]

I maybe had a few opportunities but missed them

It was due me drinking too much being too shy when not drunk being too insecure about my small penis and generally being a idiot like saying i dismiss girls who are not virgins or had sex with turks

Once i was at a party and i was drunk and we made fun of a girl who had sex with a turk the next day when i woke up i cried nearly because i was so sorry but i never saw her again to apologise

I was not drunk in nearly twenty years anymore

 

[The Duke]

 

[Thunk]

 

[bluzman61]

Wow, tough luck Mort. You may have given us a bit TOO much information. I'm glad you're sober now.

 

[White 6]

I maybe had a few opportunities but missed them

It was due me drinking too much being too shy when not drunk being too insecure about my small penis and generally being a idiot like saying i dismiss girls who are not virgins or had sex with turks

Once i was at a party and i was drunk and we made fun of a girl who had sex with a turk the next day when i woke up i cried nearly because i was so sorry but i never saw her again to apologise

I was not drunk in nearly twenty years anymore

You could come out of it and be extremely popular, able to grap them by the pu$$y, like our president elect. One woman wrote he has a small penis, probably like yours, also, and shaped like a mushroom, even, but he is never lonely.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Morty, how old are you?

 

[Mortimer]

Morty, how old are you?

41

 

[Harry Dresden]

I maybe had a few opportunities but missed them

It was due me drinking too much being too shy when not drunk being too insecure about my small penis and generally being a idiot like saying i dismiss girls who are not virgins or had sex with turks

Once i was at a party and i was drunk and we made fun of a girl who had sex with a turk the next day when i woke up i cried nearly because i was so sorry but i never saw her again to apologise

I was not drunk in nearly twenty years anymore

luiza will be along any moment,,,,

 

[deannalw]

Ack...

 

[1srelluc]

WTF?

 

[BULLDOG]

There isn't a man alive that can't look back at opportunities they blew by saying or doing something dumb. You can spend the rest of your life regretting your dumb mistakes, or you can use what you learned to take advantage of any new opportunities you might have.

 

[onefour1]

you might want to try giving up alcohol!

 

[Ava]

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[BackAgain]

you might want to try giving up alcohol!

And maybe a penile implant or prosthesis.

 

[Ava]

I was not drunk in nearly twenty years anymore

Congratulations on a major achievement, Morti. That shows great discipline.

 

[Mister Iggy]

Just wank off to porn hub man.. relationships are a pain in the ass, it’s really not worth the hassle..

And get a dog..

 

[luiza]

luiza will be along any moment,,,,

Of course .
There are countless young men of his type in the armed forces, for example , and I had considerable experience for a few years of helping many identify conflict areas , simplify their thinking and finding the best ways of finding resolutions to their problems -- usually one step at a time . With experienced specialists .

Step one for Morticia is successfully shedding at least 40 kgs with Life style changes , and , at the same time , finding private specialist guidance . Counselling .

The rest of you ( mostly) are past help . Just lonely individuals in the waiting room of the last station on the line !!

 

[Mortimer]

Of course .
There are countless young men of his type in the armed forces, for example , and I had considerable experience for a few years of helping many identify conflict areas , simplify their thinking and finding the best ways of finding resolutions to their problems -- usually one step at a time . With experienced specialists .

Step one for Morticia is successfully shedding at least 40 kgs with Life style changes , and , at the same time , finding private specialist guidance . Counselling .

The rest of you ( mostly) are past help . Just lonely individuals in the waiting room of the last station on the line !!

Thanks

 

[Mortimer]

And maybe a penile implant or prosthesis.

Probably weight loss of fupa and viagra is enough

 

[luiza]

Get a dog and a jar of peanut butter.

Dog is an excellent idea but the significance of Peanut Butter escapes me .
Sounds very unhealthy . Additives etc .