I ordered my first gun today

[Tunafish]

Folks.. I just showed The Duke 650 rounds of 12G ammunition, and don't tell him...
I have more. But no, you are not going to see it.

 

[Tunafish]

The Duke is the DUMBEST MOTHER FUCKER ON THIS SITE! and hjmick is a very close second

I ordered my shotgun, and when it arrives, I am going to shoot 650 rounds through it and see if it breaks or jams.



The Duke is hiding and he had better hide. He is an embarrassment to himself and this site

 

[The Duke]

The Duke is the DUMBEST MOTHER FUCKER ON THIS SITE! and hjmick is a very close second

I ordered my shotgun, and when it arrives, I am going to shoot 650 rounds through it and see if it breaks or jams.

 

[Tunafish]

Psssst The Duke I have more....
No, you are not going to see it.....
I showed you 650

 

[Tunafish]

You are an embarrassment to this community. Go to the corner and sit there for 7 days and only come back when you have an apology for me.

My gun is going to be GREAT and I am going to have a GREAT time shooting it.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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650 all gone

whooo Duke has a .410 pistola

 

[The Duke]

You are an embarrassment to this community. Go to the corner and sit there for 7 days and only come back when you have an apology for me.

My gun is going to be GREAT and I am going to have a GREAT time shooting it.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
RELOAD
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
RELOAD
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
RELOAD
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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650 all gone

whooo Duke has a .410 pistola

That ain't 'nuff bangs, brah. Not by a long shot. Who the fuck mag dumps a 12 gauge pump, anyway?

Bah! I've seen stupid crackers do that at the gun range. Nevermind.

It takes all kinds, I reckon.

 

[Tunafish]

When I shoot my 12G, not an ounce of fat will jiggle on my toned body.
When The Duke shoots his .410 pistol, his dentures will fly out (if he doesn't swallow them)
and there is a high chance he will snap his wrist or even fall backwards and break his tailbone (his ass)

 

[Tunafish]

That ain't 'nuff bangs, brah. Not by a long shot. Who the fuck mag dumps a 12 gauge pump, anyway?

Bah! I've seen stupid crackers do that at the gun range. Nevermind.

It takes all kinds, I reckon.

Old man, you couldn't lift nor pump a 590A1

The 590A1 is a mans gun. Pussies like you and hjmick should stick to a Daisy or maybe a boomerang

 

[Vrenn]

Especially if you get a 2nd (or 3rd? bbl). And these guns are tanks. They hold up.

Is that all you want? Got the best thing with lots of barrels and it's Fugly. For only a paltry 150K.

 

[The Duke]

When I shoot my 12G, not an ounce of fat will jiggle on my toned body.
When The Duke shoots his .410 pistol, his dentures will fly out (if he doesn't swallow them)
and there is a high chance he will snap his wrist or even fall backwards and break his tailbone (his ass)

 

[Tunafish]

old man, you are nothing but a washed up used douche bag.
You couldn't lift nor pump a 590A1. This gun is a mans gun.
My 590A1 is going to be smoking hot when I am done with it
I owned you bitch. I showed you 650 rounds of ammo that you claimed "didn't add up"
You are GUN STUPID

updated siggy.....

 

[The Duke]

old man, you are nothing but a washed up used douche bag.
You couldn't lift nor pump a 590A1. This gun is a mans gun.
My 590A1 is going to be smoking hot when I am done with it
I owned you bitch. I showed you 650 rounds of ammo that you claimed "didn't add up"
You are GUN STUPID

updated siggy.....

Whatever tickles your pickle, cupcake.

Try putting it on your nuts and pulling the trigger.

 

[odanny]

lol....you're right odanny.......this is all pretend and we wish all the best to everyone outside of here...truly bro

There are differing accounts why the ship is taking on water, but might as well laugh on the way down.

 

[Tunafish]

Whatever tickles your pickle, cupcake.

sure old timer, sure. Either way you are GUN STUPID and I owned your sorry ass.
I am going to burn trough 650 rounds in two days and break that action in.
I hear after 200 it really starts to smooth out.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Whatever tickles your pickle, cupcake.

Try putting it on your nuts and pulling the trigger.

Don't they need to drop first?

 

[The Duke]

sure old timer, sure. Either way you are GUN STUPID and I owned your sorry ass.
I am going to burn trough 650 rounds in two days and break that action in.
I hear after 200 it really starts to smooth out.

1 to 3 o'clock is dialing in.
11 o'clock is a 3 shot group.
4 o'clock and the bullseye are 5 shot groups.
The rest are 1 shots.

 

[Tunafish]

1 to 3 o'clock is dialing in.
11 o'clock is a 3 shot group.
4 o'clock and the bullseye are 5 shot groups.

go clean your dentures old timer.

 

[The Duke]

go clean your dentures old timer.

I get no respect, no respect, I tell ya.

 

[Tunafish]

one shot group
I owned you bitch.
I can't wait to shoot the 650 rounds I SHOWED YOU AND YOU CLAIMED IT DIDN'T ADD UP
You are GUN STUPID (see my siggy)

 

[The Duke]

one shot group
I owned you bitch.
I can't wait to shoot the 650 rounds I SHOWED YOU AND YOU CLAIMED IT DIDN'T ADD UP
You are GUN STUPID (see my siggy)

Lemme know when you can bust 20 clays in a row, boy.

I could do that to this day, with your gun, even.

I admit I was wrong on the shell count. Apparently things have changed with shotgun shell counts in boxes.

Yeah, I'm old. In my day shells came in boxes of 20.