I, For One, Welcome Our New Automated Overlords

[Weatherman2020]

Factory robot malfunctions and impales worker with 10 foot-long steel spikes

Nailed it! exclaimed the robot.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Factory robot malfunctions and impales worker with 10 foot-long steel spikes

Nailed it! exclaimed the robot.

Did the Doctor ask him where it hurt?

 

[Darkwind]

Factory robot malfunctions and impales worker with 10 foot-long steel spikes

Nailed it! exclaimed the robot.

Why do their robots have medieval weapons?

Our production robots won't work if a worker is inside the protective safety barrier. We'd have to defeat the safety interlocks for someone to get hurt.

 

[Dan Stubbs]

Factory robot malfunctions and impales worker with 10 foot-long steel spikes

Nailed it! exclaimed the robot.

I wonder if he was allowed to be given some pain killer after the accident. In this Nation he might not have.