I finally found a reason to move to

[Auld Phart]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

If they are wearing nurses skirts with those old style nurses caps and white nylons...sure might be.
But if you get sick, that cost might ultimately be more than what you'd have to pay out for the food...or..whatever it is you might be paying for.

Just sayin.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

You will be required to grow a beard, wear a knit cap and drink nothing but PBR, you know.

Is it really worth the sacrifice?

 

[Auld Phart]

You will be required to grow a beard, wear a knit cap and drink nothing but PBR, you know.

Is it really worth the sacrifice?

already have the beard

 

[Rambunctious]

You will be required to grow a beard, wear a knit cap and drink nothing but PBR, you know.

Is it really worth the sacrifice?

And a plaid shirt....

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

Lived there many moons ago, but ya know I might move back there also!

Wonder if they still have that " Stay away Warrant " on me still?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

You will be required to grow a beard, wear a knit cap and drink nothing but PBR, you know.

Is it really worth the sacrifice?

No, when's the last time you had a PBR?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

Eh, it's a temp situation.

 

[Unkotare]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

I think it would be for the breast.

 

[Hum Dinger]

What we need is elbow bumping porn movies!

 

[Sunni Man]

Why would anyone want a nasty STD infected stripper delivering food to their home?? ..

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

Capitalism at it's Breast.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

I think it would be for the breast.

I'm just missing being able to sit around in a pub with a bunch of other old farts singing a rousing rendition of "Thanks for the mammaries".

 

[Auld Phart]

Portland, Oregon

With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery

Now that dancers are out of work, one club in Portland, Oregon, figured out a solution: have them deliver food topless while wearing surgical masks

www.yahoo.com

Think it would be worth the move?

I think it would be for the breast.

I'm just missing being able to sit around in a pub with a bunch of other old farts singing a rousing rendition of "Thanks for the mammaries".

You had a boob job?