I don't believe in marriage, but ..........

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

If you are going to do it................do it RIGHT!!!
If you've knocked her off her feet, literally.........you've done a good job!

 

[aaronleland]

It would have been better if she tumbled over the railing.

 

[occupied]

Idiots.

 

[Unkotare]

The OP doesn't "believe in marriage"?
???????????????

 

[Ava]

I hear that. I prefer to stay happily engaged while living separately from my great guy. We ARE only 55 footsteps apart from one another which makes for perfection.

 

[Sunni Man]

She's excited because 1/2 of everything he owns will soon be hers. ...

 

[Ava]

She's excited because 1/2 of everything he owns will soon be hers. ...

I think she's excited because she thinks a diamond is forever, still. lol

 

[BULLDOG]

I've decided it's too hard without a wife. I need one, but I don't want one of my own. I would be happy with the neighbor's wife every once in a while, or perhaps somebody elses wife sometimes.

 

[two_iron]

She knows she's given her last blowjob....

 

[aaronleland]

I was married once, but she died from a freak cement shoes in a lake accident.

 

[BackAgain]

I think she's excited because she thinks a diamond is forever, still. lol

Pfft. She thinks it’s a diamond.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

If you are going to do it................do it RIGHT!!!
If you've knocked her off her feet, literally.........you've done a good job!

Grinding his crotch like krazy. I wonder what is next...teeeheee

 

[BackAgain]

Here’s a similar set of questions (as per the thread title) with two correct answers:

Question: Do you believe in sex on tv?
Answer: Believe in it? I’ve actually seen it!

And

Question: What do you think of sex on tv?
Answer: “Well, it’s ok. But I prefer it in bed.”
— attributed to Groucho Marx.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

She knows she's given her last blowjob....

LOL.Looks like she's got one left in her