Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket

[Doc7505]

Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket​

Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket.

babylonbee.com

21 Jul 2025

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket.
In an urgent plea to the American people, Biden told the public that President Donald Trump's hardline immigration policies threatened not only to affect various industries across the country but also drive the cost of hard drugs and sex slaves through the roof.
"These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average American," Biden said. "I think the people of this country need to realize what's at stake here. This isn't just about immigration. Who do you think cleans your hotel rooms? Who cuts your grass? Who picks the crops that put food on your table? Who smuggles in the crack that gives you a good time on the weekends? These are real questions, man, and they're not solved by rounding up hardworking drug runners and shipping them out of the country."
Biden confided that, in addition to worrying about what is happening to immigrant families being separated due to deportations, he was concerned about the going rate of his crack. "It's messing everything up, bro," he explained. "I used to be able to pick up a couple of Ukrainian hookers and a bag of Ready Rock that would last all weekend. Now? My regular hits of Casper the Ghost are costing me three times as much, and it's still climbing. What Trump's doing to this country isn't right, man."
At publishing time, Biden had also sounded the alarm that the Trump administration's trade tariffs would likely cause a massive increase in the cost of importing high-end Eastern European escorts.

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Poor Hunter, he has to live frugally now that he's gone through millions of dollars buying cocaine, crack and hookers.
We have plenty of US citizens who are ready and willing to take this up. It’s plumbers, accountants, mechanics, electricians we need.
For prostitutes we have plenty of lawyers... but they don't come cheap.

 

[Synthaholic]

MAGA men haven't been the same since seeing Hunter Biden's cock. They're obsessed with him. Sad!

 

[DukeU]

MAGA men haven't been the same since seeing Hunter Biden's cock. They're obsessed with him. Sad!

Didn't see that mentioned in the OP, only you.

 

[Muhammed]

MAGA men haven't been the same since seeing Hunter Biden's cock. They're obsessed with him. Sad!

^
Obvious projection.

You're the one who brought up Hunter Biden's cock.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I hope he finds a cure for what ails him. I saw some footage of a recent interview he held and he doesn't appear happy. The guy has all the advantages and he is throwing it away.

 

[Rawley]

MAGA men haven't been the same since seeing Hunter Biden's cock. They're obsessed with him. Sad!

Rather telling that you brought up the man's penis.

 

[Rawley]

I hope he finds a cure for what ails him. I saw some footage of a recent interview he held and he doesn't appear happy. The guy has all the advantages and he is throwing it away.

Sure seems he's back using drugs.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Sure seems he's back using drugs.

With the type of additives being thrown into poisons today, he may rue the day he supported illegal immigration as some of them are bringing fentanyl into countries.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

With the type of additive being added to poisons today, he may rue the day he supported illegal immigration as some of them are bringing fentanyl into countries.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least if I woke up and found out he got a bad dose

 

[Rawley]

With the type of additive being added to poisons today, he may rue the day he supported illegal immigration as some of them are bringing fentanyl into countries.

Cartels are making billions. Since Trump has cut off their billions from the illegals crossing the border, they are going step up the fentanyl smuggling.

 

[Crepitus]

Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket​

Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket.

babylonbee.com

21 Jul 2025

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket.
In an urgent plea to the American people, Biden told the public that President Donald Trump's hardline immigration policies threatened not only to affect various industries across the country but also drive the cost of hard drugs and sex slaves through the roof.
"These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average American," Biden said. "I think the people of this country need to realize what's at stake here. This isn't just about immigration. Who do you think cleans your hotel rooms? Who cuts your grass? Who picks the crops that put food on your table? Who smuggles in the crack that gives you a good time on the weekends? These are real questions, man, and they're not solved by rounding up hardworking drug runners and shipping them out of the country."
Biden confided that, in addition to worrying about what is happening to immigrant families being separated due to deportations, he was concerned about the going rate of his crack. "It's messing everything up, bro," he explained. "I used to be able to pick up a couple of Ukrainian hookers and a bag of Ready Rock that would last all weekend. Now? My regular hits of Casper the Ghost are costing me three times as much, and it's still climbing. What Trump's doing to this country isn't right, man."
At publishing time, Biden had also sounded the alarm that the Trump administration's trade tariffs would likely cause a massive increase in the cost of importing high-end Eastern European escorts.

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Poor Hunter, he has to live frugally now that he's gone through millions of dollars buying cocaine, crack and hookers.
We have plenty of US citizens who are ready and willing to take this up. It’s plumbers, accountants, mechanics, electricians we need.
For prostitutes we have plenty of lawyers... but they don't come cheap.

YOu seem overly concerned about this. Are you afraid you won't be able to afford them anymore?

 

[Synthaholic]

I hope he finds a cure for what ails him. I saw some footage of a recent interview he held and he doesn't appear happy. The guy has all the advantages and he is throwing it away.

His opinion on politics, sports, or anything else is completely irrelevant. Just like Don, Jr. I don't know why Trumpers care so much. Oh, wait - yes I do.

 

[Synthaholic]

Sure seems he's back using enjoying drugs.

Fixed.

 

[Synthaholic]

Cartels are making billions. Since Trump has cut off their billions from the illegals crossing the border, they are going step up the fentanyl smuggling.

And you're worried that you will become an addict?

 

[Synthaholic]

YOu seem overly concerned about this. Are you afraid you won't be able to afford them anymore?

Not in Trump’s economy.

 

[Muhammed]

Rather telling that you brought up the man's penis.

I bet he's a professional.

 

[Doc7505]

I hope he finds a cure for what ails him. I saw some footage of a recent interview he held and he doesn't appear happy. The guy has all the advantages and he is throwing it away.

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He didn't just throw them away, he incinerated them.

 

[Hollie]

MAGA men haven't been the same since seeing Hunter Biden's cock. They're obsessed with him. Sad!

The obsession is yours, Bunky. You will have get behind Jill Biden as next in line for your crush, Hunter.

 

[Moonglow]

Crack cocaine is so 1990s.

 

[Hollie]

Crack cocaine is so 1990s.

Is that when you were arrested for soliciting to men on the street in exchange for a baggie?