Somehow my last post did not register and was lost for all eternity. When you get the Eucharist in Catholic churches, YOU GET NO WINE! Not even Mogan David. You get a wafer that sticks to the roof of your mouth like peanut butter and spend the next half-hour trying to dislodge it. Some Protestants come along and give you one sip only while you are kneeling at the altar, then the guy comes along and wipes the cup off with a white napkin.
I'll take some cheese blinzes and a glass of Baron Herzog, and I will pray as I damn well please.