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A Sunday school teacher was testing children in his Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. He asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my Money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy,would that get me into heaven?"
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
By now he was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
The Sunday school teacher was just bursting with pride for them. He continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
'NO!' the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy,would that get me into heaven?"
Again, the answer was 'NO!'
By now he was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
The Sunday school teacher was just bursting with pride for them. He continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
