How does the University of Colorado Sea Level Research Laboratory determine global sea level?

If I give you a metal bar and a ruler or a tape measure, can you measure it's length? I'm going to make a huge presumption and assume you will answer yes, because the bar is not changing (though it is but by too little to matter here). But do you think that ruler is perfect? Do you think that tape measure is perfect? Do you think your eyes are perfect or the hands you hold it all with? So neither that ruler nor that tape measure nor the best human eyes and the steadiest human hands on the whole planet are going to allow us to determine the ACTUAL length of that bar.
Hahaha.

A metal bar, a ruler. In my career which is science we call that metal bar, a SCALE.

Our 6 inch scales are calibrated under specific conditions and temperatures against a standard.

We do determine the actual length of metal, period.

We know the exact length of bars.

Crick, what we can not measure, from space is the ocean. An impossibility.
 
Was the citation too sciency for you? ... maybe you should stick to baking cookies for the boys ...
Democrats believe women should bake cookies?

Democrats are taking america back to 1924

And I a man not a woman, Try thinking and using the clues, like my avatar which is from the Elektra record label and not the movie, moron.
 
Democrats believe women should bake cookies?

Democrats are taking america back to 1924

And I a man not a woman, Try thinking and using the clues, like my avatar which is from the Elektra record label and not the movie, moron.
The movie? I would have assumed it was from Greek legend, where Electra was the daughter of Agememnon and Clytemnestra.
 
Hahaha.

A metal bar, a ruler. In my career which is science we call that metal bar, a SCALE.

Our 6 inch scales are calibrated under specific conditions and temperatures against a standard.

We do determine the actual length of metal, period.

We know the exact length of bars.

Crick, what we can not measure, from space is the ocean. An impossibility.
When I said "metal bar", I was thinking of a scrap of rebar or some bar stock, not a gauge block.

The point was that like any measurement of continuous parameters, the determination of sea level is an estimate. But it is a good one. Your contention that it simply cannot be measured is pure ignorance.
 
When I said "metal bar", I was thinking of a scrap of rebar or some bar stock, not a gauge block.

The point was that like any measurement of continuous parameters, the determination of sea level is an estimate. But it is a good one. Your contention that it simply cannot be measured is pure ignorance.
Pure ignorance is you.

Rebar is accurately measured. Everything metal that needs a measurment is accurately measured.

And thank you for admitting that sea level is an opinion, an estimate, nothing more.

As I said, sea level can not be measured.
 
Pure ignorance is you.
You've yet to demonstrate anything of the kind.
Rebar is accurately measured.
A scrap of rebar is not accurately measured and taking a ruler or a tape measure to it is not going to determing its ACTUAL length.
Everything metal that needs a measurment[sic] is accurately measured.
Mercury? Sodium in boiling water? What is wrong with you?
And thank you for admitting that sea level is an opinion, an estimate, nothing more.
You completely missed the point.
As I said, sea level can not be measured.
Of course it can you idiot.
 
A scrap of rebar is not accurately measured and taking a ruler or a tape measure to it is not going to determing its ACTUAL length.
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You really are stupid.
 
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You really are stupid.
Okay, explain to us how you will determine the bar's actual length.
 
Okay, explain to us how you will determine the bar's actual length
Crick is a moron
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So, how are you going to measure the actual length of the steel bar?

Your case here is not going to be helped by pretending you don't understand what I'm asking you because I'm quite certain every other person on this forum knows precisely what I'm asking you.
 
Yeah, for us it's whether our cities are under water or going to be under water or not. If the sea levels rise 100 meters and yet the sea level is at the same place as it was 50 years ago.... then it's not an issue
Science is telling you that your cities WILL be underwater. Is that not enough for you to think about doing something?
 
Science is telling you that your cities WILL be underwater. Is that not enough for you to think about doing something?
What does science say the rate of sea level rise will be by the end of this decade?
 
Science is telling you that your cities WILL be underwater


Eventually, but that is tens of millions of years from now when Antarctica finally moves off the South Pole....
 
Democrats believe women should bake cookies?

Democrats are taking america back to 1924

And I a man not a woman, Try thinking and using the clues, like my avatar which is from the Elektra record label and not the movie, moron.

Ah ... can't measure on a Young, Flat Earth ... whew-wee, that's sciency !!! ...

Elektra is a Robert Strauss opera ... have you no taste at all? ... she was the daughter of King Agamemnon of Troy ... famous for baking cookies for the boys ...

The movie? I would have assumed it was from Greek legend, where Electra was the daughter of Agememnon and Clytemnestra.

Ha ha ha ha ... I get to insult your spelting ... ha ha ha ha ha ... Germans never use the letter "c" except for some foreign words ... that's how we know it's the name of the opera, written by a German ...
 
Ah ... can't measure on a Young, Flat Earth ... whew-wee, that's sciency !!! ...

Elektra is a Robert Strauss opera ... have you no taste at all? ... she was the daughter of King Agamemnon of Troy ... famous for baking cookies for the boys ...



Ha ha ha ha ... I get to insult your spelting ... ha ha ha ha ha ... Germans never use the letter "c" except for some foreign words ... that's how we know it's the name of the opera, written by a German ...
Then I get to insult your spelling. The woman's name was Ηλέκτρα
 
At your age you should recognize the avatar from elektra record. Clues all around
I did recognize the Elektra logo. But it has no gender.
 

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