Hot Take: I Enjoy Steven Seagal Movies

[ZestolPastilevsky]

There. I said it. You know what, I think that despite their crappy production values, and how out of shape he became after the 90s, his movies were a comfy way to kill an afternoon, and were relatively entertaining.

Edit: Furthermore I even liked the fact that in all his movies he was basically invincible.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

There. I said it. You know what, I think that despite their crappy production values, and how out of shape he became after the 90s, his movies were a comfy way to kill an afternoon, and were relatively entertaining.

You’re Marked for Death

Enjoy

 

[ZestolPastilevsky]

You’re Marked for Death

Enjoy

Nonsense, I'm Above The Law.

 

[shockedcanadian]

 

[TNHarley]

I used to like his movies when I was younger. Hard to kill was awesome.
I probably wouldnt enjoy them now though.
For example, I loved the highlander show. I tried to go back and watch it a few years ago and couldnt make it through one episode lol.

 

[shockedcanadian]

I used to like his movies when I was younger. Hard to kill was awesome.
I probably wouldnt enjoy them now though.
For example, I loved the highlander show. I tried to go back and watch it a few years ago and couldnt make it through one episode lol.

Exactly. I watched Segal when he was younger but Van Damme was more enjoyable to me. Segal never got hurt, they treated him like some invincible ninja, whereas at least Claude would take a few hits.

Neither of them were good actors. Claude was the better human being based on most interactions others have shared.

Also, perhaps the most embarrassing scene in fight movie history occurred in one of Segals movies, I forget which one I think it may have been Marked for Death. Segal is fighting a Jamaican gang or something and he has a rastafarian cornered, and he say to Segal when he asks where "Screwface" is: ""Screwface kill me a thousand deaths worse than you ya know, go find him for your f**ing self!"

Then the guy jumped out of a window to his death. That scene had me laughing. Such an embarrassing plot lol.

 

[odanny]

What a coincidence, he is very popular in Russia.

Didn't Putin give him citizenship?

 

[JoeMoma]

There. I said it. You know what, I think that despite their crappy production values, and how out of shape he became after the 90s, his movies were a comfy way to kill an afternoon, and were relatively entertaining.

Edit: Furthermore I even liked the fact that in all his movies he was basically invincible.

Was it "Hard to Kill" that he was in a coma for at least a decade, but he was back kicking ass within a couple of weeks of waking up?

 

[ZestolPastilevsky]

Was it "Hard to Kill" that he was in a coma for at least a decade, but he was back kicking ass within a couple of weeks of waking up?

That's the one.

 

[JoeMoma]

Was it "Hard to Kill" that he was in a coma for at least a decade, but he was back kicking ass within a couple of weeks of waking up?

I looked it up. It was only 7 years in a coma.

 

[TNHarley]

Was it "Hard to Kill" that he was in a coma for at least a decade, but he was back kicking ass within a couple of weeks of waking up?

yes

 

[SmokeALib]

I liked his older ones best. Under Siege and Fire Down Below come to mind.

 

[odanny]

 

[The Duke]

There. I said it. You know what, I think that despite their crappy production values, and how out of shape he became after the 90s, his movies were a comfy way to kill an afternoon, and were relatively entertaining.

Edit: Furthermore I even liked the fact that in all his movies he was basically invincible.

You're Russian, of course you would.

 

[ZestolPastilevsky]

Exactly. I watched Segal when he was younger but Van Damme was more enjoyable to me. Segal never got hurt, they treated him like some invincible ninja, whereas at least Claude would take a few hits.

Neither of them were good actors. Claude was the better human being based on most interactions others have shared.

Also, perhaps the most embarrassing scene in fight movie history occurred in one of Segals movies, I forget which one I think it may have been Marked for Death. Segal is fighting a Jamaican gang or something and he has a rastafarian cornered, and he say to Segal when he asks where "Screwface" is: ""Screwface kill me a thousand deaths worse than you ya know, go find him for your f**ing self!"

Then the guy jumped out of a window to his death. That scene had me laughing. Such an embarrassing plot lol.

All things that just make his movies great.

 

[Arlette]

There. I said it. You know what, I think that despite their crappy production values, and how out of shape he became after the 90s, his movies were a comfy way to kill an afternoon, and were relatively entertaining.

Edit: Furthermore I even liked the fact that in all his movies he was basically invincible.

Off to iggy

 

[ZestolPastilevsky]

What a coincidence, he is very popular in Russia.

Didn't Putin give him citizenship?

Maybe that's why he got the citizenship, haha.

 

[shockedcanadian]

All things that just make his movies great.

Another one, might even be the same movie "Where's Rich-ie, anyone see Rich-ie?" when he walks into the bar.

What a horrible actor.

 

[ZestolPastilevsky]

Off to iggy

Is this the setup to some new zoomer joke?

You're Russian, of course you would.

Yeah, and you're John Wayne.

 

[ZestolPastilevsky]

Another one, might even be the same movie "Where Rich-ie, anyone see Rich-ie?" when he walks into the bar.

What a horrible actor.

If you thought that was good, watch this.

I swear I didn't edit this. The actual scene really uses THAT many cuts while Seagal fakes a southern accent.