When I think of Republican Confederate Rednecks staging an armed insurrection, all I can think is, it's pure comedy gold.
Almost perfect!
rDerp, you have no ******* clue.
It's one thing to shoot unsuspecting animals out in a field and something else to shoot at people who shoot back.
The pig reminds me of when I was in the service out in the field at Grafenwöhr, Germany and we (German and American soldiers) were spending the night in sleeping bags under this observation place called Bleidorn Tower. It's right on the edge of a huge range where practice bombs are dropped from aircraft or shot from tanks. I was a forward observer.
So we are sleeping and the guy on guard duty falls asleep and since there isn't any door and sometimes people leave food in there, a family of pigs wondered in. So I wake up and it's really dark and I hear "what the fuk?" and the flashlights go on and there are these fully grown pigs and a bunch of baby pigs and they all become frantic and start looking for the way out running over everyone in sleeping bags. Finally they found the door and they ran out. One of the Germans was saying if he only had some rounds. Nothing is better than barbecue pig.
We were all laughing. Because when you wake up like that, it's totally freaky.