Dabs
~Unpredictable~
A couple went on their honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to your feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called Tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" ... "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." The man then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had Kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he started to pull off his boxers his wife covered her eyes & said "Please tell me you didn't have smallcox!"
