Snouter, how is it that you, an English Major, mispelled 'umbrella', when the 'p' key isn't anywhere near the 'b' key? If it were just a typo, we could see it being a 'v' or a 'g' or an 'f' key typo thing. It's pretty frickin gay for your typo to be a 'p' key, isn't it? Do you type with an effeminate lisp?
Please resolve this important issue ASAP. Thanks in advance.