Hi there....I'm JoeBlam

[Surfer]

Breakfast of CHAMPIONS....

BACON AND BEER!

haha!

 

[Unkotare]

Here's another legendary Karateka....Mas Oyama. Would have died a kamikaze but for engine trouble in his plane....Korean actually but was accepted into Janpanese culture for his fighing skills.....Kempo/GoJu/Shotokan and finally his own full-contact system....Killed a number of bulls with shuto strikes, but never fought a tiger like the Gooch.

All, of course, unverifiable mythology. Someone on another site once posted some vids of bulls "killed" thusly, but it was painfully obvious that the poor animals had been drugged to the point of death to begin with. Oyama was a badass. Not sure why that's not good enough for some LARPers - like YOU.

 

[Unkotare]

Ya know what...encased in a clear epoxy resin, that bird would make a damn nice hood ornament.

Couldn't you just use the sap it tries to suck ?

Saps and mouths don't 'always' make a good combination.

You can surely F someone up with a good blackjack. That's why they made police officers stop using them.

 

[JoeBlam]

Here's another legendary Karateka....Mas Oyama. Would have died a kamikaze but for engine trouble in his plane....Korean actually but was accepted into Janpanese culture for his fighing skills.....Kempo/GoJu/Shotokan and finally his own full-contact system....Killed a number of bulls with shuto strikes, but never fought a tiger like the Gooch.

All, of course, unverifiable mythology. Someone on another site once posted some vids of bulls "killed" thusly, but it was painfully obvious that the poor animals had been drugged to the point of death to begin with. Oyama was a badass. Not sure why that's not good enough for some LARPers - like YOU.

All that's "painfully obvious" is you have an unhealthy attraction to me....get counseling. And stop feeding your dog cake and cookies.....poor thing looks like it might explode.

 

[Unkotare]

Nunchaku mo betta....generate more velocity....snap don't sap.

Most people - like you - couldn't really use them to any effect in the real world, but just about any idiot - like you - could whack the shit out of someone with a blackjack (if you hadn't already been spiked into the ground by the time you got close enough, kitty-cat).

 

[JoeBlam]

Nunchaku mo betta....generate more velocity....snap don't sap.

Most people - like you - couldn't really use them to any effect in the real world, but just about any idiot - like you - could whack the shit out of someone with a blackjack (if you hadn't already been spiked into the ground by the time you got close enough, kitty-cat).

Wrong again Katie...in the first post of this thread I mentioned I owned a nightclub....when my bouncers couldn't handle somebody on a rare occasion, I made their job simple with a stab of the sticks. You should stick to scrapbooking and crochet and leave this fighting business to the men in your family.

 

[Unkotare]

Nunchaku mo betta....generate more velocity....snap don't sap.

Most people - like you - couldn't really use them to any effect in the real world, but just about any idiot - like you - could whack the shit out of someone with a blackjack (if you hadn't already been spiked into the ground by the time you got close enough, kitty-cat).

Wrong again Katie...in the first post of this thread I mentioned I owned a nightclub....when my bouncers couldn't handle somebody on a rare occasion, I made their job simple with a stab of the sticks. You should stick to scrapbooking and crochet and leave this fighting business to the men in your family.

You're a dojo-darling LARPer. It's obvious. Worse, you're a former dojo-darling LARPer who can't even do that anymore. Just a little friendly advice: You're old enough to stop playing make-believe.

 

[Unkotare]

Here's another legendary Karateka....Mas Oyama. Would have died a kamikaze but for engine trouble in his plane....Korean actually but was accepted into Janpanese culture for his fighing skills.....Kempo/GoJu/Shotokan and finally his own full-contact system....Killed a number of bulls with shuto strikes, but never fought a tiger like the Gooch.

All, of course, unverifiable mythology. Someone on another site once posted some vids of bulls "killed" thusly, but it was painfully obvious that the poor animals had been drugged to the point of death to begin with. Oyama was a badass. Not sure why that's not good enough for some LARPers - like YOU.

All that's "painfully obvious" is you have an unhealthy attraction to me....get counseling. And stop feeding your dog cake and cookies.....poor thing looks like it might explode.

I take your avoidance as evidence that I was, of course, 100% correct. Just calm down and you won't have to put yourself through all this.

 

[dilloduck]

Is there any bacon left ?

 

[JoeBlam]

Is there any bacon left ?

Of course....how about a nice bacon drumstick?

 

[JoeBlam]

You're a dojo-darling LARPer. It's obvious. Worse, you're a former dojo-darling LARPer who can't even do that anymore. Just a little friendly advice: You're old enough to stop playing make-believe.

I realize this has been cliched to death but.....are you off your meds?

 

[Unkotare]

You're a dojo-darling LARPer. It's obvious. Worse, you're a former dojo-darling LARPer who can't even do that anymore. Just a little friendly advice: You're old enough to stop playing make-believe.

I realize this has been cliched to death but.....are you off your meds?

Have you found a cooperative bull, kitty-cat?

 

[JoeBlam]

You're a dojo-darling LARPer. It's obvious. Worse, you're a former dojo-darling LARPer who can't even do that anymore. Just a little friendly advice: You're old enough to stop playing make-believe.

I realize this has been cliched to death but.....are you off your meds?

Have you found a cooperative bull, kitty-cat?

Got any idea the speed, power, and concentration involved to snap off a bull's horn with the edge of your hand, Katie? Oyama did it almost 50 times....if you weren't a sniveling, envious toadie, you'd look into the ample evidence that each time there were hundreds of witnesses to him doing it. None of this is of any interest to you....from the first post in this thread you've been antagonistic and bitchy....why? who cares.

 

[JoeBlam]

Another interesting look at Yamaguchi:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5jAWbuBdhg]Gogen Yamaguchi - The Cat - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Unkotare]

I realize this has been cliched to death but.....are you off your meds?

Have you found a cooperative bull, kitty-cat?

Got any idea the speed, power, and concentration involved to snap off a bull's horn with the edge of your hand, Katie? Oyama did it almost 50 times....

No, he didn't. That's just more of the mythos that has grown around Oyama over time. There was only one documented case of the bull's horn thing: It was actually an ox, and the horn had been 'prepared' by smashing it with a hammer for a while before the performance.

Oyama was a badass, that should be enough. Don't be a nuthugging little LARPer.

 

[JoeBlam]

Have you found a cooperative bull, kitty-cat?

Got any idea the speed, power, and concentration involved to snap off a bull's horn with the edge of your hand, Katie? Oyama did it almost 50 times....

No, he didn't. That's just more of the mythos that has grown around Oyama over time. There was only one documented case of the bull's horn thing: It was actually an ox, and the horn had been 'prepared' by smashing it with a hammer for a while before the performance.

Oyama was a badass, that should be enough. Don't be a nuthugging little LARPer.

This look like an OX to you, missy?

Maybe you'd like to share with us what your background is in the martial arts....slap-fighting with your boyfriend in the shower?

 

[Unkotare]

Got any idea the speed, power, and concentration involved to snap off a bull's horn with the edge of your hand, Katie? Oyama did it almost 50 times....

No, he didn't. That's just more of the mythos that has grown around Oyama over time. There was only one documented case of the bull's horn thing: It was actually an ox, and the horn had been 'prepared' by smashing it with a hammer for a while before the performance.

Oyama was a badass, that should be enough. Don't be a nuthugging little LARPer.

This look like an OX to you?

It looks like the staged photograph that it was. Oyama was in 'Professional Wrestling' for years. You're a little (a lot) too old to be acting like some dopey teenager buying into every fantasy story that someone dangles in front of you. You do a disservice to the man by promulgating myth.

 

[JoeBlam]

LOL. I bet they like Iranian cabdrivers, too. Freakshows...

That bacon cheeseburger was some kinda DElicious...what's on the Surfer menu this morning?

More BACON!

Heh heh....

 

[Coyote]

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[JoeBlam]

Thread has been cleaned and reopened. Violative posts have been moved to a new thread in the FZ http://www.usmessageboard.com/the-flame-zone/309781-joe-blame-flame-version.html

Thanks again.