Here is Jasmine Crockett's website for her run at the US Senate. Donate now!

[MarathonMike]

I personally am all in for Ms Crockett's bold run for the US Senate. She truly represents the new leadership of the Democratic Party and deserves to represent the Democrats for the Texas senate seat.

Jasmine Crockett for U.S. Senate

I’m running for the United States Senate because I believe Texas deserves a Senator who will be an independent voice for all 30 million Texans -- not a rubber stamp or party line vote for Donald Trump.

www.jasmineforus.com

 

[WelfareQueen]

I personally am all in for Ms Crockett's bold run for the US Senate. She truly represents the new leadership of the Democratic Party and deserves to represent the Democrats for the Texas senate seat.

Jasmine Crockett for U.S. Senate

I’m running for the United States Senate because I believe Texas deserves a Senator who will be an independent voice for all 30 million Texans -- not a rubber stamp or party line vote for Donald Trump.

www.jasmineforus.com

 

[WEATHER53]

Vote for me because I am as much of a dumb shit as you are. Problem is 35% of “Americans” agree and relate and are.

 

[JGalt]

I personally am all in for Ms Crockett's bold run for the US Senate. She truly represents the new leadership of the Democratic Party and deserves to represent the Democrats for the Texas senate seat.

Jasmine Crockett for U.S. Senate

I’m running for the United States Senate because I believe Texas deserves a Senator who will be an independent voice for all 30 million Texans -- not a rubber stamp or party line vote for Donald Trump.

www.jasmineforus.com

Her platform is being paid for by ActBlue, the same scammers attempted Trump assassin Ryan Routh made several donations to in 2019 and 2020.

 

[MarathonMike]

Her platform is being paid for by ActBlue, the same scammers attempted Trump assassin Ryan Routh made several donations to in 2019 and 2020.


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If she wins the DEM primary, we can pretty much chalk up the Texas Senate seat for the GOP.

 

[wamose]

Crockett doesn't have time to represent anything. She wakes up and immediately goes to work goosing up her shit, then she puts a bunch of thought into her get up, then she works on the accent she will be using that day, after all that, it's time for bed.

 

[toobfreak]

If she wins the DEM primary, we can pretty much chalk up the Texas Senate seat for the GOP.

I hope so, she was just endorsed by Kammy Harris, which should be the death nell for her.

 

[marvin martian]

I hope so, she was just endorsed by Kammy Harris, which should be the death nell for her.

Dems don't have the cash to front for another Beyonce "endorsement", so what's she going to do?

 

[toobfreak]

Crockett doesn't have time to represent anything.

She represents two things:

1. Race hatred and angry racial division.
2. Anti-white division and using race as her personal angry-black platform to wealth just like Jesse Jackson based on endless victimhood.

You know, because sometime, somewhere, every black person has been a victim of something and white people never are.

 

[toobfreak]

Dems don't have the cash to front for another Beyonce "endorsement", so what's she going to do?

 

[Captain Creeper]

2 Texas cowboys riding on horseback across the prairie, having just finished penning the cow herd for the night. One says, "Hey thar, Tex, how is you gonna vote in this here primary tomorry?" Tex replies, "Well sir, I can tell ya how I ain't a'gonna vote. I ain't gonna vote fer them goddamned Republicans. Those no good sumbitches want to take away our rights to sacrifice unborn babies in the womb, and to switch sexes on deemand! That right there is jest plum un-American! Who is YOU planning to vote fer tomorry, Big Jim?"

Big Jim replies, "Now, Tex, clearly there is only 1 qualified candidate fer the job of pro-tecting our democKrissy. That would be Ms. Jasmine Crocket! She is the one troo Freedom fiter in this here campane. She am gonna protect our rite to make queer love to each other under the stars on the prairie floor. Plus, she is gonna tax the bejesus outa them damned old kajillionaires in order to pay us a living wage, so we don't have to work no more, and we can spend MORE time making queer love to each other!"

Tex then asks, "Is this here Jasmine gal fer legalized pot and free everthang?" Big Jim replied, "You best she is, partner!!". Tex replies, "WELL SHIT FIRE!! I IS GONNA VOTE FER THAT OLD GAL TOO!! YEE-HAW!!!!!"

The 2 wise old cowpoke then leapt into each other's arms and commenced to making gay sex all over the prairie.

 

[Captain Creeper]

If she wins the DEM primary, we can pretty much chalk up the Texas Senate seat for the GOP.

Please ... Let's hope so

 

[ColonelAngus]

I will donate sperm. She is hot.

 

[JGalt]

I will donate sperm. She is hot.

Already been done before. How do you think she got where she is today?

 

[ColonelAngus]

Already been done before. How do you think she got where she is today?

She took the Kamala route?


I would have helped her if I could have.

 

[1srelluc]

Why, is she running out of wig glue?

 

[JGalt]

She took the Kamala route?


I would have helped her if I could have.

I would have had the beyotch eatin' out of my hand and voting for Trump.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Damn, I did not donate enough sperm. The hot baddie lost.

 

[toobfreak]

Damn, I did not donate enough sperm. The hot baddie lost.

There ain't enough sperm on the planet to pull Jasmine out of the dumper now. She lost. The election was rigged! It is racism I tell you! She got the Kiss of Kammy Death.

 

[ColonelAngus]

There ain't enough sperm on the planet to pull Jasmine out of the dumper now. She lost. The election was rigged! It is racism I tell you! She got the Kiss of Kammy Death.

She lost because RACIST MISOGYNIST LEFTIES VOTED FOR THE WHITE MAN OVER THE BLACK WOMAN!

Effing NAZIS!!