Hello...Hello won't you...

[Annie]

Ah. My knight in shining armor, then. Find your own. :

I got mine.

 

[Shattered]

I got mine.

Kickass!

But.. wouldn't that make us the 4 Muskateers?

(Who's yours??)

 

[Annie]

Kickass!

But.. wouldn't that make us the 4 Muskateers?

(Who's yours??)

Only when he's online!

 

[Shattered]

Only when he's online!

Ahem. You skirted the question, m'dear...

 

[Annie]

Ahem. You skirted the question, m'dear...

 

[Shattered]

Punk.

 

[Dan]

And, now, I would like to post a one-act play I wrote based off of this thread.

Steve and Joe are talking. A few other people are listening.

Steve: Hey, what's your name?
Joe: It's Joe.
Steve: Joe, huh? Too bad you're a member of NAMBLA.
Joe: Huh?
Steve: You know. You're a NAMBLA member. You know.
Joe: ....

Jane walks up.

Jane: That's not cool, man.
Steve: The men are talking honey.
Jane: Gotcha, dick.
Steve: Besides, Joe didn't say anything. So he's obviously a member of NAMBLA. Right, Joe?
Joe: ....
Steve: Boo-yah, what did I tell ya! NAMBLA!

Dan enters the room. All the girls in the room start cheering and swooning over him. A couple girls come up to him.

Girl #1: Dan, please have my babies!
Dan: Not today, honey, sorry.
Girl #2: Dan, how do you manage to be so baaaaadasssssss?
Dan: What can I say?

Dan turns to the crowd.

Dan: I'm Dan.

Girl #2 faints. A few people try to throw money at Dan as he walks offstage.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Scene!

 

[Annie]

And, now, I would like to post a one-act play I wrote based off of this thread.

Steve and Joe are talking. A few other people are listening.

Steve: Hey, what's your name?
Joe: It's Joe.
Steve: Joe, huh? Too bad you're a member of NAMBLA.
Joe: Huh?
Steve: You know. You're a NAMBLA member. You know.
Joe: ....

Jane walks up.

Jane: That's not cool, man.
Steve: The men are talking honey.
Jane: Gotcha, dick.
Steve: Besides, Joe didn't say anything. So he's obviously a member of NAMBLA. Right, Joe?
Joe: ....
Steve: Boo-yah, what did I tell ya! NAMBLA!

Dan enters the room. All the girls in the room start cheering and swooning over him. A couple girls come up to him.

Girl #1: Dan, please have my babies!
Dan: Not today, honey, sorry.
Girl #2: Dan, how do you manage to be so baaaaadasssssss?
Dan: What can I say?

Dan turns to the crowd.

Dan: I'm Dan.

Girl #2 faints. A few people try to throw money at Dan as he walks offstage.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Scene!

*Fainting*

 

[no1tovote4]

Gangs, ey? Okay, I want to know who's in the Sharks, and who's in the Jets?

When you're a Jet you're a Jet from your first Cigarette to your last dying daaaaay!

 

[no1tovote4]

And, now, I would like to post a one-act play I wrote based off of this thread.

Steve and Joe are talking. A few other people are listening.

Steve: Hey, what's your name?
Joe: It's Joe.
Steve: Joe, huh? Too bad you're a member of NAMBLA.
Joe: Huh?
Steve: You know. You're a NAMBLA member. You know.
Joe: ....

Jane walks up.

Jane: That's not cool, man.
Steve: The men are talking honey.
Jane: Gotcha, dick.
Steve: Besides, Joe didn't say anything. So he's obviously a member of NAMBLA. Right, Joe?
Joe: ....
Steve: Boo-yah, what did I tell ya! NAMBLA!

Dan enters the room. All the girls in the room start cheering and swooning over him. A couple girls come up to him.

Girl #1: Dan, please have my babies!
Dan: Not today, honey, sorry.
Girl #2: Dan, how do you manage to be so baaaaadasssssss?
Dan: What can I say?

Dan turns to the crowd.

Dan: I'm Dan.

Girl #2 faints. A few people try to throw money at Dan as he walks offstage.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Scene!

You forgot to hit the Juke Box to start up the music, then you gotta give one of these...

<< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[5stringJeff]

And, now, I would like to post a one-act play I wrote based off of this thread.

Steve and Joe are talking. A few other people are listening.

Steve: Hey, what's your name?
Joe: It's Joe.
Steve: Joe, huh? Too bad you're a member of NAMBLA.
Joe: Huh?
Steve: You know. You're a NAMBLA member. You know.
Joe: ....

Jane walks up.

Jane: That's not cool, man.
Steve: The men are talking honey.
Jane: Gotcha, dick.
Steve: Besides, Joe didn't say anything. So he's obviously a member of NAMBLA. Right, Joe?
Joe: ....
Steve: Boo-yah, what did I tell ya! NAMBLA!

Dan enters the room. All the girls in the room start cheering and swooning over him. A couple girls come up to him.

Girl #1: Dan, please have my babies!
Dan: Not today, honey, sorry.
Girl #2: Dan, how do you manage to be so baaaaadasssssss?
Dan: What can I say?

Dan turns to the crowd.

Dan: I'm Dan.

Girl #2 faints. A few people try to throw money at Dan as he walks offstage.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Scene!

 

[5stringJeff]

are you now saying that all those who served before....now... and after are not providing a stable home for their loved ones

No. I'm saying that it's much easier to provide a stable home for one's family when you are not in the military, and I didn't want to put my family through multiple PCSs. Plenty of military officers have great families who move every two years. I did not want to be one of those families.

give me a break...you are starting to sound like GW and his excuse as well as Dick Cheney... who never served... a ligitament excuse...you my friend are being dishonest to say the least! :alco:

I'd love to know how I'm being "dishonest." Not that I have to defend my choice to you, but I have no regrets about serving and no regrets about hanging the uniform up when I did. I also have no regrets about continuing to serve the military as a civilian. If you think I'm doing my country a disservice, well, that's your opinion. But I'm perfectly happy with the choices I've made, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the end of the discussion.

 

[archangel]

Agreed...........and I apologize for the use of the word dishonest...a really poor choice of word...carry on I was just curious!

 

[dmp]

My name is darin - I wonder if I'll get a lecture about 'not pursuing my Military Career' too?

 

[archangel]

My name is darin - I wonder if I'll get a lecture about 'not pursuing my Military Career' too?

Rub it in...I deserve it for getting nostalgic about the military!

 

[dmp]

One could say jeff is doing 'better' as a civilian than a soldier...in terms of 'reaching potential' and junk:

Precedence list of civilian and military persons—
VIP code: 7
221 COLONELS; CAPTAINS (USN/USCG); GS–15; U.S.CONSULS, MEDICAL DIRECTOR (PUBLIC
HEALTH SVC)
222 JUSTICES OF THE PEACE
223 CITY CLERKS

VIP code 8 (not VIP ranked)

224 GS–14
225 LIEUTENANT COLONELS; COMMANDERS; GS–13
226 MAJORS; LIEUTENANT COMMANDERS; GS–12
227 GS–11
228 CAPTAINS; LIEUTENANTS (USN/USCG); GS–10; U.S. VICE CONSULS
229 FIRST LIEUTENANTS, LIEUTENANTS JUNIOR GRADE; GS–9
230 GS–8
231 SECOND LIEUTENANTS; ENSIGNS; GS–7
232 WARRANT OFFICERS (BY GRADE)
233 MASTER CHIEF PETTY OFFICERS; CHIEF MASTER SERGEANTS; MASTER GUNNERY
SERGEANTS
234 OTHER NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICERS, CIVILIANS BY RANK

'course we ARE very far down the list...very near the bottom.

 

[Zhukov]

Until Dan's play, this was the worst thread ever.

Way to screw it up Dan.

 

[no1tovote4]

"Girl #1: Dan, please have my babies!"

It looks like Girl #1 might be slightly confused about anatomy and where babies come from...

 

[archangel]

Until Dan's play, this was the worst thread ever.

Way to screw it up Dan.

even though I started this thread...I must agree with you...LOL..I was in one of my what the heck modes....

 

[Zhukov]

"Girl #1: Dan, please have my babies!"

It looks like Girl #1 might be slightly confused about anatomy and where babies come from...

Perhaps she was handing them to him....