Hello everyone my name is Polly and I'm a new member here!

[Rat in the Hat]

Well, well. Look who's back.

Do you like Hamm's beer?

 

[Tea Party Polly]

Hi Tea Party! Welcome to USMB. I can show you around if you'd like. Just ignore all the trolls.

Thank you, you sound very nice!

 

[saveliberty]

Say bye-bye to everyone Amanda. Have a nice day...somewhere else.

 

[Retread Ol' 37]

I like jogging and biking with my friends when I'm not playing outside with my two Collies named Limbaugh and O'Reilly. I like well behaved guys who treat me like the lady that I am. I hate mean people who say nasty things just to make themselves feel less stupid and ugly. People who say ugly things are ugly people! I also hate forum trolls so please DON'T BE A TROLL... No body likes attention whores! I would like to one day get into government and bring back all the rights that liberals have taken away from us over the years. Liberalism is a mental disorder that needs to be treated with heavy doses of good old conservative reality! I believe that if government gave jail time to even the smallest mistermeaner crimes it would make crime a thing of the past!

You are a failed procreation.

 

[California Girl]

I have no idea what you're talking about?

She's wondering how long it'll take for your new incarnation to be banned.... again. Don't you get bored with this? I mean, I can understand why trolls want to join USMB... it's a very cool forum.... but, we have a very high standard of poster.... even our trolls are cool. You are not cool. You're getting kind of boring.

I just got here. So are you one of the cool trolls you speak of? Why don't you just try not trolling maybe you'll like it and people will like you better.

What makes you think people don't like me?

 

[syrenn]

Who is Amanda? My name is Polly

Your name is Becky.

Your friend is Emma.

Yep, but she (he) originally trolled under the name Amanda...prolly before your time.

WHAT?? You mean the one on my friends list the one that asked to be friends my first day or so?

 

[syrenn]

I have no idea what you're talking about?

She's wondering how long it'll take for your new incarnation to be banned.... again. Don't you get bored with this? I mean, I can understand why trolls want to join USMB... it's a very cool forum.... but, we have a very high standard of poster.... even our trolls are cool. You are not cool. You're getting kind of boring.

I just got here. So are you one of the cool trolls you speak of? Why don't you just try not trolling maybe you'll like it and people will like you better.

I thought you knew. She's MEAN! Just the way we like her!

 

[syrenn]

She's wondering how long it'll take for your new incarnation to be banned.... again. Don't you get bored with this? I mean, I can understand why trolls want to join USMB... it's a very cool forum.... but, we have a very high standard of poster.... even our trolls are cool. You are not cool. You're getting kind of boring.

I just got here. So are you one of the cool trolls you speak of? Why don't you just try not trolling maybe you'll like it and people will like you better.

What makes you think people don't like me?

I like you, you're MEAN!

 

[Tea Party Polly]

Well, well. Look who's back.

Do you like Hamm's beer?

I wouldn't boil my bratwurst in Hamm's I like Pabst!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Well, well. Look who's back.

Do you like Hamm's beer?

I wouldn't boil my bratwurst in Hamm's I like Pabst!

I see.

Next question. Do you have many people on your pwn belt?

 

[California Girl]

I just got here. So are you one of the cool trolls you speak of? Why don't you just try not trolling maybe you'll like it and people will like you better.

What makes you think people don't like me?

I like you, you're MEAN!

So are you, mo chara.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Well, well. Look who's back.

Do you like Hamm's beer?

I wouldn't boil my bratwurst in Hamm's I like Pabst!

I see.

Next question. Do you have many people on your pwn belt?

Well, I guess she won't be answering that question.

 

[Two Thumbs]

HAHAHA

It's "TheNewQueen" from earlier this week.

right?

I'm not very good at this, but this reeks of being the same person to me.

If I'm wrong, sowwy.

If I'm right, later looser, see you next week!

 

[saveliberty]

Who had 8? I figured about 12. I had fun playing good cop this time.

 

[Retread Ol' 37]

Well, well. Look who's back.

Do you like Hamm's beer?

I wouldn't boil my bratwurst in Hamm's I like Pabst!

You would rather pop your boils. While in-breeding.

 

[California Girl]

Did anyone bet on 8 posts?

I lost.

So did Sy.

Crap.

 

[syrenn]

What makes you think people don't like me?

I like you, you're MEAN!

So are you, mo chara.

sssshhhh you said that you would never tell!

 

[syrenn]

Did anyone bet on 8 posts?

I lost.

So did Sy.

Crap.

DAMN... they need to let us play with them longer!

 

[Two Thumbs]

I have no idea what you're talking about?

She's wondering how long it'll take for your new incarnation to be banned.... again. Don't you get bored with this? I mean, I can understand why trolls want to join USMB... it's a very cool forum.... but, we have a very high standard of poster.... even our trolls are cool. You are not cool. You're getting kind of boring.

I just got here. So are you one of the cool trolls you speak of? Why don't you just try not trolling maybe you'll like it and people will like you better.

DAMMIT!!

It got banned already and I just friggin got here!!

You'd think that ditz would not do intro threads and just get into posting. It would last at least 2 days.

 

[syrenn]

She's wondering how long it'll take for your new incarnation to be banned.... again. Don't you get bored with this? I mean, I can understand why trolls want to join USMB... it's a very cool forum.... but, we have a very high standard of poster.... even our trolls are cool. You are not cool. You're getting kind of boring.

I just got here. So are you one of the cool trolls you speak of? Why don't you just try not trolling maybe you'll like it and people will like you better.

DAMMIT!!

It got banned already and I just friggin got here!!

You'd think that ditz would not do intro threads and just get into posting. It would last at least 2 days.

Where have you been? Thats two in less then an hour.